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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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DubCoffman62 said:
Here's an old story from my life and is very typical and has repeated itself numerous times. The very first date I went on I was 14 and I took a girl to see National Lampoons Vacation. The girl was way out of my league and would eventually go on to become the homecoming queen but this was the summer between 8th and 9th grade and we'd known each other for a while. We get to our seats and she says she wants popcorn. I'm just like "oh" and don't get the hint. She finally says that she's going to go get some and she gets up and goes to the concession stand. When she was gone an older man sitting behind me taps my shoulder and says "you missed your cue". I had no idea what he meant at the time. So she comes back and I'm kind of slouched in my seat and she has to get past me to get to hers. I had to uncross my legs and when I did I inadvertently kicked the bucket of popcorn out of her hands and i can still to this day see that bucket spinning in the air and popcorn littering two rows of seats.
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You should have bought the popcorn and done what Mickey Rourke did in Diner.
 
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A couple.

a) People who start every sentence after being asked a question with "ok" or "so". Mexican women (from Mexico) tend to saw "ehhhhh" before asking a question, it's irritating.
b) Older white people who go up to older black filk that they don't even know and start talking to them as if they've known them all of their life and doing it with a fake black accent. I saw it today, The old black dude who already looked a bit confused, unkempt afro and crooked teeth had a look on his face like "who da hell is dis crakka?".
c) Friends and family that live quite a distance away but think since you live in Phoenix it's nothing to zip out and see them when they go to Las Vegas. It's a 5 hour drive and plus, I hate Vegas. I went to high school in the 80's about 100 miles to the south and spent a lot of time there. That was my favorite Vegas, the strip started at the Tropicana, there was Ceasars Palace, the Sahara, a bunch of shit hole casinos and that's about it. Fremont street was the place you went for hookers, drugs or get stabbed. Those were the best days.
 
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