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jlb1705 said:
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
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LoKyBuckeye said:
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please...on second thought, don't...
 
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While I was in Miami, they stole my rental car, because apparently, they didn't have enough time to load up a gun and shoot me. On the street, there was a Lexus, a BMW, and my car. The rental car. The Plymouth....Horizon. Here's a math question for you, don't ponder it too long or your head'll explode, but how many drugs would you have to consume, in what period of time, to see a Lexus, and a BMW, and go, '...Well, I g-gotta have the Horizon! Are you kidding me, I've never driven a car that's aqua!' So I called the police, I told them, 'They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon.' And the officer said, 'They must have taken it for a joyride.' 'Hey. I don't think you're listening, asshole. The car is a Plymouth....HORIZON! It is not a joy - to ride!' We're talking about a car that goes 45 miles per hour WITH THE WIND! If you turn off the air conditioning and supercharge the little fucker to 48.
 
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jlb1705 said:
While I was in Miami, they stole my rental car, because apparently, they didn't have enough time to load up a gun and shoot me. On the street, there was a Lexus, a BMW, and my car. The rental car. The Plymouth....Horizon. Here's a math question for you, don't ponder it too long or your head'll explode, but how many drugs would you have to consume, in what period of time, to see a Lexus, and a BMW, and go, '...Well, I g-gotta have the Horizon! Are you kidding me, I've never driven a car that's aqua!' So I called the police, I told them, 'They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon.' And the officer said, 'They must have taken it for a joyride.' 'Hey. I don't think you're listening, asshole. The car is a Plymouth....HORIZON! It is not a joy - to ride!' We're talking about a car that goes 45 miles per hour WITH THE WIND! If you turn off the air conditioning and supercharge the little fucker to 48.
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