Post Lines to ruin a first date

[ScarletBlood31]

Ok so what time should I have my mom bring us to the movies?

 

[Captain Hindsight]

"I've loved you since I first started following you home from work."

"Sorry, I have to go. Star Trek just started 15 minutes ago."

 

[DiamondBuck]

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

(I'm told it's a killer line at Michigan Tech)

 

[Captain Hindsight]

"I haven't had this much fun since they let me out of prison."

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"you're pretty tall... I'm not sure you'll fit in the trunk"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I collect other people's sweat.

 

[Tlangs]

"Do you want to see my dingleberry collection?"

 

[Gobucki]

"Don't mind the camera crew in the backseat."
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"So this one time at Klingon Language School...."

 

[SWOhioBuckeye]

"I'd crawl a thousand miles across broken glass just to listen to you fart through a walkie talkie."

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

 

[Zurp]

"I spend a lot of free time on this internet message board called Buckeye Planet. I'm 'Zurp'."

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

...and that's how I got my dog pregnant

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

"They're silk, so they'll last longer!"

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Does size matter?

 

[buckeyegrad]

Would you mind calling me Rinon, my elvish name?