Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Bucknut24]

they didn't blow it??


does not compute

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Way to not get swept by the Cubs, you fucktards.

 

[Dryden]

I don't loathe myself. I loathe these cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [Mark May] motherfuckers.

Hallelujah! Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

 

[Bestbuck36]

The Reds definitely fair better on their off night.

 

[Dryden]

Nationals will be 4.5 back before tonight is over.

They were 8 back five days ago.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Jaxbuck]

They are pulling the old incredible disappearing middle of the lineup trick again.


Which is nice.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Latos just doesn't have it tonight. The offense never has it. They are fucked.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Another bloop RBI for Gomez.

This team just finds ways to lose.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Surprised to see the Cubbies of all pathetic wretches fighting as much as they are still already out of it. Maybe the Reds could use an infusion of that coaching philosophy.

Could have drawn within 1.5 tonight possibly and they are going to eat another bag of dicks.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Come on Ludwick you retarded sack of monkey spunk, you owe us 2 runs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart gets a hanger.....and pops it up.

Noodle dick motherfucker

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hoover comes in and walks the first guy on 4 pitches then gives up runs #4 and 5.

Ball Game.

They must think the playoffs have already started.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Calling it now: A one game playoff with the Nationals to get to the one game wildcard playoff with the Pirates or Shitbirds.

Well lose to the Nationals, obviously.