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Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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BUCKYLE said:
Been a Reds fan since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I was 11 when they went wire-to wire and swept the defending champion A's. I thought that would be the first of multiple WS titles in my lifetime.

This thread delivers.
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Lucky bastard.

My 11 year old boy-in-the-prime-of-his-youthful-love-for-his-team year was 1982.

Motherfuckers lost 101 games in 1982. Danny Driessen was far and away the best hitter......Danny fucking Driessen. I had to watch an outfield of Paul householder, Cesar Cedeno and Eddie goddamn Milner. I had to watch Johnny Bench play 3B.

Luckily, I was able to put all that behind me and move on, enjoying the many years of success and championships since and avoiding being a bitter, disillusioned jaded old bastard.
 
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Soooooooooo it seems we have come to that inevitable, magical moment when Alfredo Simon remembers he's Alfredo Simon.

Currently getting worked like a plastic fuck doll.
 
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God bless you, Franchester.

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Jaxbuck said:
Lucky bastard.

My 11 year old boy-in-the-prime-of-his-youthful-love-for-his-team year was 1982.

Motherfuckers lost 101 games in 1982. Danny Driessen was far and away the best hitter......Danny fucking Driessen. I had to watch an outfield of Paul householder, Cesar Cedeno and Eddie goddamn Milner. I had to watch Johnny Bench play 3B.

Luckily, I was able to put all that behind me and move on, enjoying the many years of success and championships since and avoiding being a bitter, disillusioned jaded old bastard.
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:lol: Dodged the bitter bullet.

I wish someone had told me to savor the success of my favorite pro sports teams. The Bengals went to a Super Bowl and the Reds won a WS within two years of each other. I remember thinking that Cincy teams just win was a fact of life.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
I remember thinking that Cincy teams just win was a fact of life.
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. (DEC), maker of big business mainframe computers, arguing against the PC in 1977.

I think big Ken is a Reds fan too. If he isn't he should be (assuming he didn't blow his brains out somewhere between that epic fail and today)
 
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Bucknut24 said:
When I see Dodgeball on TV, it's one of the few times I like the edited version of a line more than the actual..

on TV instead of cock flavored lollipop, he says poopie flavored lollipop

to me, that's funnier, and more ueslesss, some people would love a cock flavored lollipop
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Who the fuck would want a cock flavored lollipop? I love vagina but I don't want pussy pop.
 
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