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Religions of Abraham Backwards?

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1690799; said:
Satan's not a vampire, Frenchy.
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Incorrect.

The correct response was, "How the fuck would I know, I didn't look, I'm just on my way to the Ohio State Fair."

Jesus

(Satan)
 
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Bleed S & G;1690511; said:
What if everything we thought we knew was ass-backwards? By ?we? I mean the Abraham religions ? Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Keep that question in mind as I ?spit ball.?
IMO, G-d is ?creation.? The spirit of G-d is in each human, each animal, each living thing ? the trees, the grass, etc. This is Eden after all, according to Genesis. I always found the story of Eden odd. Here is god.. all knowing and all powerful.. warning man not to eat from the tree of Knowledge. This same god is the one who could?t find Adam when Adam hid. He didn?t know he had eaten from the forbidden tree until Adam confessed. Could god had been playing stupid ? teaching a lesson to all mankind?
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That answer is the answer that some Gnostics came up with. They could not reconcile a God who is All Powerful with that vengeful, mistake-ridden being of the Garden and Flood. Gnostics blame the world?s problems and failings on that imperfect creator. They think that God, a "Demiurgos", or "half maker", is a corrupted being that came from one of the near God entities - but they do (did?) believe that a true, pure, Supreme, Ultimate and Transcendent God exits - just that he is not the Old Testament Cat.

No wonder the early Christian Church put the Ban Hammer on them. :biggrin:
 
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Gatorubet;1690807; said:
That answer is the answer that some Gnostics came up with. They could not reconcile a God who is All Powerful with that vengeful, mistake-ridden being of the Garden and Flood. Gnostics blame the world?s problems and failings on that imperfect creator. They think that God, a "Demiurgos", or "half maker", is a corrupted being that came from one of the near God entities - but they do (did?) believe that a true, pure, Supreme, Ultimate and Transcendent God exits - just that he is not the Old Testament Cat.

No wonder the early Christian Church put the Ban Hammer on them. :biggrin:
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That's What Satan and the Inquisition would say.

(Didn't expect that did you?)
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1690811; said:
You possessed me, and you know it.

Ich ein jelly donut.
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Oh, here we fucking go... I admit to possessing you and Gator is gonna have proof that all righties want slaves.

Give me the fucking donut.
 
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Callie Maggotbone shout out.

Continue.
 
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