Repent, you heathen beast!

[DEBuckeye]

What Would Jesus Do? Not this....

Lions for Jesus

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

It amazes me how dumb people can be. The fucker is lucky the lion got his leg and not something else :crazy:

 

[jlb1705]

You mean Buckeye4Bush came upon a a den of morally bankrupt liberal lions?

 

[Buck Nasty]

The article conveniently makes no mention of the fact that when he first walked by the Lions den they were FORNICATING under said tree. They are clearly unwed Lions and unrepentant fornicators. The article said nothing about that did it. Fucking Liberal media!!!!!

 

[jlb1705]

...not to mention the Lions were wearing t-shirts supporting the legalization of marijuana in the US, and had buttons in support of gay marriage.