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Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

Discussion in 'College Football' started by heisman, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

    Still an ass.

    Still a dolt.
  2. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Bookie

    So she's not a cloaker either?
  3. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

    Wasn't into holding rope or spotting the ball(s).
  4. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Bookie

    Now that... is thinly veiled.
  5. Fungo Squiggly

    Fungo Squiggly Mortal enemy of all things Bucky Yahoo Pickem Champ Former Game Champion '18 Keeper League Champ '18 BPCFFB II Champ

    Unlike Rita....who had to be thickly veiled.
  6. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Bookie

    She should have been hooded.
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  7. Systems_id

    Systems_id Senior

    Might have been working the shaft tho
  8. kujirakira

    kujirakira Senior

    With a paper bag.
  9. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Too loose
  10. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    I hear ya on the SlickRick thing, but man... these days making a statement like that about Title IX is about as dangerous as making a joke about a shoe bomb in the TSA lines.

    It will be interesting to see where this goes... well, beyond him being a completely broken man with no family, no job and likely no dog.
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  11. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    She reminds me of a story from philosophy of ethics class I took. I don’t recall what got the conversation started but the professor was one of those who thought it was fun to randomly solicit input from people in class. The topic of the day somehow got around to hooking up with a rando and if it’s ethical to wake her (or him NTTIAWWT) in the morning before leaving.

    He calls me and I said something to the effect of, ‘I think it’s ethical to leave without waking her up... but my decision to do so would be based on if she was coyote ugly or not.’

    The professor either clearly knew what coyote ugly was and took pleasure in me having to delicately explain the concept or had no idea what it meant and was genuinely curious.

    Either way, I had to explain that ‘if she was good looking I’d wake her up to see if she wanted to have another go, but if she was coyote ugly — that is, I’d rather gnaw my arm off like a coyote in a trap rather than waking her to get off my arm — I’d just leave without waking her.’

    Suffice it to say, any prospects I had in that class were quickly shot in the ass.

    TL;DR: Rita is for whom the term coyote ugly was invented.
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2018
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  12. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

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  13. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    I suspect that you could put RR’s pic in that pic. My guess is the dog will have a lot more room on the bed.
  14. Jagdaddy

    Jagdaddy Senior

    So, he'll remake himself as a country music star?
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  15. sparcboxbuck

    sparcboxbuck What happened to my ¤cash?

    So my country music allusion did it’s job... Don’t know that he’ll be so much a star, but he’s certainly on his way to being a country music cliche...

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