Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

[NFBuck]

Still an ass.

Still a dolt.

 

[AKAK]

Apparently his executive assistant wasn't much for holding the rope. And before you assume that was a thinly veiled attempt, her complaint is related to having to cover for him with Mrs. RichRod.

So she's not a cloaker either?

 

[NFBuck]

So she's not a cloaker either?

Wasn't into holding rope or spotting the ball(s).

 

[AKAK]

Wasn't into holding rope or spotting the ball(s).

Now that... is thinly veiled.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Now that... is thinly veiled.

Unlike Rita....who had to be thickly veiled.

 

[AKAK]

Unlike Rita....who had to be thickly veiled.

She should have been hooded.

 

[Systems_id]

Wasn't into holding rope or spotting the ball(s).

Might have been working the shaft tho

 

[kujirakira]

Unlike Rita....who had to be thickly veiled.

With a paper bag.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

With a paper bag.

Too loose

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Stupid? Yup....

But remember, Rick Pitino paid a chick to get an Abortion and still got a job. DickRod was never going to be an AD, so the Title IX comment won't stop anyone from hiring him in a few years....

I hear ya on the SlickRick thing, but man... these days making a statement like that about Title IX is about as dangerous as making a joke about a shoe bomb in the TSA lines.

It will be interesting to see where this goes... well, beyond him being a completely broken man with no family, no job and likely no dog.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Unlike Rita....who had to be thickly veiled.

She reminds me of a story from philosophy of ethics class I took. I don’t recall what got the conversation started but the professor was one of those who thought it was fun to randomly solicit input from people in class. The topic of the day somehow got around to hooking up with a rando and if it’s ethical to wake her (or him NTTIAWWT) in the morning before leaving.

He calls me and I said something to the effect of, ‘I think it’s ethical to leave without waking her up... but my decision to do so would be based on if she was coyote ugly or not.’

The professor either clearly knew what coyote ugly was and took pleasure in me having to delicately explain the concept or had no idea what it meant and was genuinely curious.

Either way, I had to explain that ‘if she was good looking I’d wake her up to see if she wanted to have another go, but if she was coyote ugly — that is, I’d rather gnaw my arm off like a coyote in a trap rather than waking her to get off my arm — I’d just leave without waking her.’

Suffice it to say, any prospects I had in that class were quickly shot in the ass.

TL;DR: Rita is for whom the term coyote ugly was invented.

 

[NFBuck]

It will be interesting to see where this goes... well, beyond him being a completely broken man with no family, no job and likely no dog.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I suspect that you could put RR’s pic in that pic. My guess is the dog will have a lot more room on the bed.

 

[Jagdaddy]

I hear ya on the SlickRick thing, but man... these days making a statement like that about Title IX is about as dangerous as making a joke about a shoe bomb in the TSA lines.

It will be interesting to see where this goes... well, beyond him being a completely broken man with no family, no job and likely no dog.

So, he'll remake himself as a country music star?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

So, he'll remake himself as a country music star?

So my country music allusion did it’s job... Don’t know that he’ll be so much a star, but he’s certainly on his way to being a country music cliche...