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RIP Bea Arthur

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Karen Greenlee - The Unrepentant Necrophile

Did you usually attend the funerals of your corpse-lovers?

Yeah. It was convenient working in the funeral homes. I'd get
to drive out to the cemetery with the family. I'd get to mourn
right along with the family at the loss of that loved one. Except
I was groaning in a little different tone! People can't really tell if
you're grief stricken or passion-stricken. I've had members of the
families put their arms around me and say, "We're so glad you
could come!" Then you have to spin this big old yarn, "Yeah, I
knew him in school...." If the guy didn't have a girlfriend in life
they think you were ... "Oh, she's the one!"
 
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Karen Greenlee - The Unrepentant Necrophile

Did you usually attend the funerals of your corpse-lovers?

Yeah. It was convenient working in the funeral homes. I'd get
to drive out to the cemetery with the family. I'd get to mourn
right along with the family at the loss of that loved one. Except
I was groaning in a little different tone! People can't really tell if
you're grief stricken or passion-stricken. I've had members of the
families put their arms around me and say, "We're so glad you
could come!" Then you have to spin this big old yarn, "Yeah, I
knew him in school...." If the guy didn't have a girlfriend in life
they think you were ... "Oh, she's the one!"
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Good God Gator, I now just want to up-chuck..... she's nuts:crazy:
 
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R.I.P.
 
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Wingate1217;1459139; said:
Good God Gator, I now just want to up-chuck..... she's nuts:crazy:
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Oh, come on! Don't be so judgmental. :p

insane necrophile said:
I find the odor of death very erotic. There are death odors and there are death odors. Now you get your body that's been floating in the bay for two weeks, or a burn victim, that doesn't attract me much, but a freshly embalmed corpse is something else.

There is also this attraction to blood. When you're on top of a body it tends to purge blood out of its mouth, while you're making passionate love .. You'd have to be there, I guess.
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:slappy:
 
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Evidently, Bea Arthur was in the Star Wars Holiday Special that aired once in the late 70s. I should probably post this in the 'bad 70s songs' thread. :lol:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI&feature=related"]YouTube - Bea Arthur sings in the Star Wars Holiday Special[/ame]
 
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