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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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lvbuckeye said:
That doesn't even tell the whole story. She only works one day a week. They film all five episodes every Tuesday. So she makes $500k for each day she works.
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She’s not actually a presiding judge at that juncture, correct? Isn’t that show just third-party arbitration?

Not criticizing her, just saying that’s pretty sweet to be filthy rich to listen to stupid small claims shit.
 
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MGMT said:
She’s not actually a presiding judge at that juncture, correct? Isn’t that show just third-party arbitration?

Not criticizing her, just saying that’s pretty sweet to be filthy rich to listen to stupid small claims shit.
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Correct. She was a real judge - NY family Court in the 80s. But, on the show, she has no real judicial authority. The parameters of the arbitration and it's binding effect are governed by contracts signed by the "litigants"
 
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I’m writing my book on the great career of Harbaugh. I feel there isn’t anything left besides his death and confirmation that he is a human troll sent by aliens from another planet and the joke is on us all. That said...

scUM player: dick head

Pro player: dick head

College coach: a bunch of nothing. Coached Stanford. Andrew Luck made Harbaugh and not the other way around. Luck definitely chose Stanford for the education and not because of Harbaugh, so no recruiting points for him there.

NFL coach: Harbaugh was handed a team in a professional league with, get this, professional players. He didn’t have to identify talent, so that shine was still there.

scUM coach: all the flaws and misconceptions exposed. He can’t identify talent. He can’t coach. The only things already known is that he was a whiny fucking baby that’s bat shit crazy. His rep as a QB whisperer has vanished completely. It was all complete shit. Anyone still counting on him to show otherwise and develop a QB is waiting on a moment that never comes. It’s like if I woke up some day and word had spread that I had a 12 inch dick. Then, no matter how many women I leave disappointed, word still spreads out there. Like the 1075th time I drop my pants, it’ll magically be what they say. It’s not.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
I’m writing my book on the great career of Harbaugh. I feel there isn’t anything left besides his death and confirmation that he is a human troll sent by aliens from another planet and the joke is on us all. That said...

scUM player: dick head

Pro player: dick head

College coach: a bunch of nothing. Coached Stanford. Andrew Luck made Harbaugh and not the other way around. Luck definitely chose Stanford for the education and not because of Harbaugh, so no recruiting points for him there.

NFL coach: Harbaugh was handed a team in a professional league with, get this, professional players. He didn’t have to identify talent, so that shine was still there.

scUM coach: all the flaws and misconceptions exposed. He can’t identify talent. He can’t coach. The only things already known is that he was a whiny fucking baby that’s bat shit crazy. His rep as a QB whisperer has vanished completely. It was all complete shit. Anyone still counting on him to show otherwise and develop a QB is waiting on a moment that never comes. It’s like if I woke up some day and word had spread that I had a 12 inch dick. Then, no matter how many women I leave disappointed, word still spreads out there. Like the 1075th time I drop my pants, it’ll magically be what they say. It’s not.
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To be fair, he deserves credit for job he did with 49ers. That was his crowning achievement

3 years before his arrival 7-9, 8-8, 6-10
his 4 years 13-13, 11-4-1, 12-4, 8-8 (became his typical toxic self) --> shown the door
4 years after leaving 5-11, 2-14, 6-10, 4-13
 
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ShakerBuck said:
To be fair, he deserves credit for job he did with 49ers. That was his crowning achievement

3 years before his arrival 7-9, 8-8, 6-10
his 4 years 13-13, 11-4-1, 12-4, 8-8 (became his typical toxic self) --> shown the door
4 years after leaving 5-11, 2-14, 6-10, 4-13
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I'm willing to concede that he did an ok job with the Niners. I think a lot of credit should go to the GM (Trent Baalke) & Owner (Jed York), who assembled a very talented group of players:

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sfo/2011_roster.htm

2011:
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10 1st round picks, 8 Pro Bowlers & 5 1st team All-Pros amongst the starters

2012:
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11 1st round picks, 10 Pro Bowlers & 6 1st team All-Pros

2013:
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11 1st round picks, 9 Pro Bowlers & 1 1st team All-Pro

2014:
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6 1st round picks, 3 Pro Bowlers & 0 1st team All-Pros
 
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