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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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DiamondBuck said:
WolverineKid is okay with it...

Re: Boogergate
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Recruits will flock to UM even more so because our coach is real. No sugar coating necessary. No fancy dancin' around the issue. He either ate it or didn't but that's not the point. Young players can relate. The Legend continues in mythical proportions. The Harboog that lands a ton of five stars. Just wait and see.
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Sugar coating isn't necessary, but it does give it a bit of sweet and salty taste.
 
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I believe Harbaugh when he says he has never eaten one of his own boogers.

There is footage - that is being suppressed for some unknown reason - showing one of his assistant coaches placing one of their boogers up Jim's nose just before that incident.

So the booger in question was indeed not one of his own.

Why eat someone else's booger?

I can only guess that it was sugar coated.
 
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Tlangs said:
I'm so confused right now. There are people that saw that video and think he did NOT pick his nose and eat it?
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These are the same people who thought Rich Rod was going to come in there and dominate the B1G. They once spent an off season congratulating themselves on future dominance because they kept Ron English on staff.

I mean, do you even DFBIA bro?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
These are the same people who thought Rich Rod was going to come in there and dominate the B1G. They once spent an off season congratulating themselves on future dominance because they kept Ron English on staff.

I mean, do you even DFBIA bro?
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Yep, these are also the same people who were all in on the Hokester's "speed is overrated" declaration.
 
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Jim ate one said he has never eaten one. A lie.
John has said Jim has never eaten one. A lie.
Therefore when John says he has never eaten one, guess what? Yep, that is also a lie.

It's a simple case of logic.
I am here to help.
 
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Tlangs said:
I'm so confused right now. There are people that saw that video and think he did NOT pick his nose and eat it?
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It's a contagion. The Denial Virus. It's gotten into the water from Pedsylvania and spread across Erie to M*ch*g*n. OMG!

It's just a matter of time before Clevelanders start swearing that the Browns have demonstrated the most brilliant draft strategies in NFL history for the last decade.

Oh, and that this was photoshopped:

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LOOK AT THE PIXELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I don't see what the big deal is. I have to agree with the harblow brothers.

There is no evidence that he actually ate the booger. First, I don't think it was for certain a booger. To me a booger contains at least a small amount of gooey snot and I just didn't see that. He clearly only got a little crust with his dig.

Now the question becomes, did he swallow the crust? I don't think he did. I think he just chewed on it for a while and spit it out.

So basically jimmy is a spitter. I know I know most on here would have bet he was a swallower, but there is not enough proof.
 
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