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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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It would be pretty funny if Harbaugh plays hard to get with the NFL teams (things fell apart with the Broncos because he didn't want to go through the process and expected to be anointed over the phone) and ends up coming out of the bathroom with nothing but his dick in his hand. Jock-sniffer runs to him with the $125M contract for him to sign and then a month later the NCAA suspends him for next year and gives him a 5 year show cause. Man, Warde Manuel is going to catch some shit if that happens.
 
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Buckeye86 said:
Expecting DFBIA to keep track of nuance is a losing proposition—you’d think Harbaugh begging for an NFL job for the third straight season would be a clue it’s mostly his fault, but they eat up the “he just wants to be appreciated!” bullshit at idiotic levels… which I guess does bring them right back around to blaming the people not showing enough “love.”

It’s like an abusive relationship and Harbaugh is the abuser.
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Yes I remember 2 years ago when he signed the contract and said he was TSUN for life no more NFL. yet they keep acting like he's never going to leave even though hikes his skirt for the NFL every year
 
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Captain Buckeye said:
They can try but they’re still getting the belt.

I hope he goes to the NFL.

Not because I don’t think we can beat him anymore (they have it coming this year considering what both teams have), but because anything that gets their program to completely fall apart I’m all for.

Like I want Jim to go pro, I want multiple transfers, I want recruits to decommit, I want to see them finish with 6 losses, and I want to see it all fall apart after mortgaging their future on this 3 year run.
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Why do you wish them to win any games?:dance:
 
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Buckeye86 said:
Expecting DFBIA to keep track of nuance is a losing proposition—you’d think Harbaugh begging for an NFL job for the third straight season would be a clue it’s mostly his fault, but they eat up the “he just wants to be appreciated!” bullshit at idiotic levels… which I guess does bring them right back around to blaming the people not showing enough “love.”

It’s like an abusive relationship and Harbaugh is the abuser.
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I think the angle they are going with now is more of "WHY WOULDNT HE LEAVE WITH THE B1G AND NCAA JEALOUSY WITCH HUNTS AFTER HIM!"

He is leaving and will be a heroic martyr to DFBIA when he does so.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
I think the angle they are going with now is more of "WHY WOULDNT HE LEAVE WITH THE B1G AND NCAA JEALOUSY WITCH HUNTS AFTER HIM!"

He is leaving and will be a heroic martyr to DFBIA when he does so.
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100%. Warde Manuel is already being set up as the fall guy by Yoko even though Yoko made a big public display of personally taking charge of the contract extension to get it done as quickly as possible, and that was months ago. The only issue is if the dfbia actually turns on Ono that smirking little cunt or if his jock-sniffing performance keeps them on his side.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
100%. Warde Manuel is already being set up as the fall guy by Yoko even though Yoko made a big public display of personally taking charge of the contract extension to get it done as quickly as possible, and that was months ago. The only issue is if the dfbia actually turns on Ono that smirking little cunt or if his jock-sniffing performance keeps them on his side.
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DFBIA already hated Warde and swore he was out to get Harbaugh anyway, so he's a super easy fall guy here.

Hopefully Harbaugh leaves and it starts a hilarious domino effect of Ono getting Warde pushed out because "its all his fault" and then the new AD and coach hires end up being complete shit shows. I bet Ono and potential new AD won't be hiring one of Harbaugh's disciples as HC if he leaves (there will be a meltdown if it's not Sherrone Moore). They'll go with someone out of left field that DFBIA hates.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
DFBIA already hated Warde and swore he was out to get Harbaugh anyway, so he's a super easy fall guy here.

Hopefully Harbaugh leaves and it starts a hilarious domino effect of Ono getting Warde pushed out because "its all his fault" and then the new AD and coach hires end up being complete shit shows. I bet Ono and potential new AD won't be hiring one of Harbaugh's disciples as HC if he leaves (there will be a meltdown if it's not Sherrone Moore). They'll go with someone out of left field that DFBIA hates.
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Real question is who will follow simple Jim to the NFL?

I’d imagine Minter for sure
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
100%. Warde Manuel is already being set up as the fall guy by Yoko even though Yoko made a big public display of personally taking charge of the contract extension to get it done as quickly as possible, and that was months ago. The only issue is if the dfbia actually turns on Ono that smirking little cunt or if his jock-sniffing performance keeps them on his side.
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Yoko… :rofl: :rofl::rofl:
 
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Awesome.
I never had a reason to dislike the Chargers, but I kind of hope they sign an agreement with that language so I can laugh at them.
Who goes into a McDonalds or other fast food restaurant, says, "Give me a job. I'll take anything, but just put something in my contract that says that if I'm arrested for things I did in my last job at another fast food place, you can't fire me."
"Oh... you were caught peeing in the milkshake machine. I'd love to fire you for it... you should never have a job in food service, again. But damn, I signed an agreement that says I can't fire you. I guess I get to be the guy who continues to pay the guy who pees in milkshake machines."
 
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