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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
They do say that about three posts down from the one I copied.

This is how things are going to play out:

Simple Jim leaves and takes Minter with him. He'll take Bonaduce to save him from the ncaa hammer, but that's really addition by subtraction.

Ono fires/forces out Warde to deflect blame from himself for failing to re-sign a guy who was desperate to leave.

NCAA hammer hits hard, and Ono is out.

And am I the only one who thinks Ono sleeps in Corum's unwashed game-worn jersey with nothing underneath it?
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Only if he's also holding the hose to a recently purchased vacuum cleaner in one hand and a soiled Jimma hat in the other hand.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
One of the things that I think Harbaugh has been holding together is the code of silence among coaches and players regarding the Stalions scheme. With Simple Jim out of the building and their championship secured, how many of them are going to risk show-cause penalties to protect his program? Clearly, a player or players have already told the ncaa about Partridge telling them not to cooperate. tcun didn't discover that internally. They were shown the evidence the Friday morning of the restraining order hearing and tsun only then fired Partridge. And we still don't know what's up with their lead recruiter who went silent towards the end of the season.
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Gotta think that guys like Edwards and the few others who came back another year when they coulda gona pro aren't gonna be too happy. Though if they arent completely stupid they had to expect that this may happen. One of those types might be the smoking gun.
 
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He’s reportedly interviewing twice for the Chargers and the Falcons, but this feels a lot like Minnesota two years ago to me, when he reportedly told the team ‘goodbye’ and got on a plane to sign a contract and they rejected his ass and he went crawling back.

All the talk implying a deal is imminent seems like it’s coming straight from his agent’s mouth to reporters as he desperately tries to create leverage to pressure someone into doing want he wants—even if that’s UM agreeing to back down on the contract clauses relating to him cheating.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
The mental gymnastics one has to go through to blame anyone but Harbaugh for leaving are astounding

The guy has been begging for a NFL job for the last 3 offseason. It doesn't matter who the AD, president, whatever at scUM is. He's clearly been on the path to leaving as soon as some NFL team tells him yes.
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That’s was all a lie too!
Buckeye86 said:
He’s reportedly interviewing twice for the Chargers and the Falcons, but this feels a lot like Minnesota two years ago to me, when he reportedly told the team ‘goodbye’ and got on a plane to sign a contract and they rejected his ass and he went crawling back.

All the talk implying a deal is imminent seems like it’s coming straight from his agent’s mouth to reporters as he desperately tries to create leverage to pressure someone into doing want he wants—even if that’s UM agreeing to back down on the contract clauses relating to him cheating.
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Buckeye86 said:
He’s reportedly interviewing twice for the Chargers and the Falcons, but this feels a lot like Minnesota two years ago to me, when he reportedly told the team ‘goodbye’ and got on a plane to sign a contract and they rejected his ass and he went crawling back.

All the talk implying a deal is imminent seems like it’s coming straight from his agent’s mouth to reporters as he desperately tries to create leverage to pressure someone into doing want he wants—even if that’s UM agreeing to back down on the contract clauses relating to him cheating.
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Eventually some franchise is going to get desperate enough to hire him hoping they can get that like 3 year spark he gave the 49ers in his time there. The Chargers seem like they fit that description pretty well. A historically pretty mediocre-average franchise just begging for some success.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Eventually some franchise is going to get desperate enough to hire him hoping they can get that like 3 year spark he gave the 49ers in his time there. The Chargers seem like they fit that description pretty well. A historically pretty mediocre-average franchise just begging for some success.
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Can't believe any NFL team would be dumb enough to hire him after all this. But you're right, front offices get desperate. Wonder if they think he'll still be getting his brother's leftovers.
 
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1926Buckeyes said:
Can't believe any NFL team would be dumb enough to hire him after all this. But you're right, front offices get desperate. Wonder if they think he'll still be getting his brother's leftovers.
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Chargers are playing second fiddle by a long shot to the Rams in LA as well. They are so desperate for attention & recognition on top of success. A Harbaugh hire definitely brings a great amount of attention with it right now.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Things are really going to crumble once Harbaugh leaves. Amazing that Jimmah was "holding things together" by a fine thread, but he was. None of those assistants have any allegiances to Michigan, they are out as well once Harbaugh splits.

I'm assuming Ono gets incredibly butthurt that the guy he went all in on defending leaves him. Sherrone Moore will not be the next Michigan coach because said butthurt will cause any Harbaugh disciples to be casted off.

Even if it is Moore though, I dont care about his sham interim record. Harbaugh was still there for everything besides actually being on the sideline for them game. And you can bet Moore had marching orders on how to call things in certain situations from the man himself. I'd actually love to see how he would do when he has to be the head coach 24/7 and not just the suit on game day.
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If NCAA does anything at all (they might just bail once Jim leaves), Moore stands to get hit hard too.
Both coordinators are in the direct firing line.
They could hire Moore, just to have him effectively show caused in October.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Gotta think that guys like Edwards and the few others who came back another year when they coulda gona pro aren't gonna be too happy. Though if they arent completely stupid they had to expect that this may happen. One of those types might be the smoking gun.
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Meh, those guys can all transfer to better opportunities and be fine. Id take their DT from Cbus in a heartbeat! But I doubt they lose a lot of players. They have a skill of finding delusional asshats who enjoy smelling their own farts. The Marshal kid has been saying how he’s a *ichigan man regardless of the outcome and even if(when) Hairball leaves. A buddy of mines son played football with Marshall. Once he committed, OSU had no chance of flipping him. Just like idk that Will Johnson leaves either, scUM legacy and another kid who signed with the program more than the coach, and that goes with most of the team, imo
 
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