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Sound Off !!! - Introduce Yourself

Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by asdodge, Oct 5, 2003.

  1. zincfinger

    zincfinger Gert Frobe-approved

    Alright @Oh8ch, it's been 15 years. I guess it's about time for you to break out the orange penis story.
  2. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    When I first retired I was pretty bored and just sat around the house. After a while I noticed that my penis was turning orange. The more time passed the more orange it became. Finally my concern grew to the point where I called my Dr and scheduled an appointment.

    He inspected my organ and asked if there had been any changes in my diet or behavior.

    When I told him not really, but that I had just retired he asked what I did with my time.

    I replied "Not much. Mostly just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos."
  3. zincfinger

    zincfinger Gert Frobe-approved

    I do believe that is exactly the story you had in mind when you tossed off that parenthetical 15 years ago.
    Buckeyeskickbuttocks likes this.
  4. Greyshirt

    Greyshirt Junior

    I have been on here for a few years. I am a huge MSU fan. But the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least that was why I first came on. I have stayed because I like how this board thinks in general. I can only say that I am not very political in general but I find the liberal agenda to be too painful to endure most days. I belong to a Spartan Board but there are way too many soft people posting on there. I had no idea my U was so liberal. I prefer people with thick skin and are able to laugh at the insanity of the world. Lets just say my sense of humor fits in well here......dildo.....LOL. I graduated HS in the 80s so I am starting to become the old guy in the room.
  5. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri Reach down between my legs...

    I live amongst you Spartans and Wolverines. Most of my buddies are MSU grads or homers. We have a good time ribbing each other and I usually end up at the Breslin once a year.

    Welcome to the board.
    SECDAWG likes this.
  6. GuiFMRS

    GuiFMRS Rookie

    Hey guys, thanks for having me here as I said in a previous post I wasn't born in an American Football country, in fact I was about 14 by the time I fell in love with your (American) football. At that time there was a channel named ESPN America that played all the major American sports league games, and for some reason one day the scarlet and gray were on TV. It was love at first sight, and I can't really explain to you why, maybe it was the Block O, maybe it was the tradition, maybe it was The Vest, or maybe it was Terrelle Pryor's quarterbacking style, but ever since then I barely lost an Ohio State football game. I know that I wasn't born an Ohioan, nor did my father take me to the Horseshoe, but I truly love the Buckeyes, I fell in love with everything surrounding Buckeye Football, and I hope I can fit in with some of you Born and Bred Buckeyes.

  7. dozenmonkeyz

    dozenmonkeyz <enter custom title here>

    Welcome to the board, fellow Buckeye :nod:


    SECDAWG Newbie


    Here to educate football.

    Not fukn basketball
  9. Nigel Tufnel

    Nigel Tufnel Choking on vomit

    Footballs have very small brains so it may take a while. I hope you can stick around long enough to teach footballs something.

    SECDAWG Newbie

    I’ll try slick.

    X n O’s seem hard in this cuntference
  11. Nigel Tufnel

    Nigel Tufnel Choking on vomit

  12. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    How do you feel about communism ?


    SECDAWG Newbie

    From a staff member??

    Sounds like maybe a Stalin gulag
  14. buck3y3nut

    buck3y3nut Newbie

    Have been lurking this forum for a while, finally decided to start posting :) Graduated from tOSU in 09 from the college of engineering. Had season tickets every year I was in school!
  15. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Welcome loser.

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