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Sports media reporters you'd like to bludgeon...

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I think Greg Anthony does a really good job as an NBA analyst. Or it could just be that sitting next to Stephen A. makes him look good.

Michael Irvin is an embarassment.

The biggest assclown schtick they do is when they (all the channels now) take off their jackets and walk over to the ubiquitous mock-up of a football field and "show" you what it's really like out there. I don't know who's the bigger moron, the numbnuts that had that idea in the first place or the dweebs that have copied it.
 
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Sean Salisbury...I can't believe it took as long as it do to mention this guy.
Mel Kiper Jr...I mean, who the hell is Mel Kiper?
Bill Walton...I can't believe nobody has mentioned this tool yet.
 
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I hate:
Jim Rome
Trev and Mark
Bill Walton (good call grad- Walton's a major tool)
Stewart Mandel
Ivan Maisel
Tom Friend/Mike Freeman
Brent Musburger
Chris Collingsworth

I like:
The Fox NFL pre-game guys (except Collingsworth)
Rick Reilly
Dan Patrick
Chris Fowler
Greg Gumbel
Bob Greise
Brad Nessler
Gary Danielson
 
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Mark May is a fuckstick. I agree with tibs about Skip Bayless too...he never says anything that makes any sense whatsoever. Bill Walton, Mandel, Dennis Dodd, Assclown Cunningham, who always roots for one team or the other during a game, Trev Alberts, Rod Gilmore, Musberger, Walton, Steven A(sshole) Smith, Bob Griese, Salisbury, Michael why-in-the-blue-fuck-did-they-hire-him Irvin, Berman's schtik is way old, Stuart Scott, LebRetard, John Cooper :wink2: .....


Jeez, there are more, but I'm running out of motivation to type them all.

I like:

Fowler, Herbie, Corso
Ron Franklin
Nessler
Mike Gottfried
Jim Rome (on occasion)
Danielson is OK
Buck/Aikman/Johnston
Madden/Summerall (in their heyday)
Boomer Esiason
Tom Jackson

When you see John Clayton, does anyone else think that right below the camera level he has 2 claws instead of hands?
 
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Since it hasn't been mentioned over and over and over (but it has once)

SKIP BAYLESS. Wow, what a faggot. I swear, he's like that trendy idiot down the street from you that played the same hit song at full volume 75 times in a row.

"I hate hockey. Luckeyes Luckeyes lol. Diet Mountain Dew is Jesus." Skip... it's about to be 2 years ago that OSU beat Miami. You're the only one in the nation still talking about it on a national level. Only hacks like Jim Rome will even let you say it anymore. Poor bastard.

I guess it's because I'm from Chicago, but I like Jay Mariotti. I get to listen to his radio show from 9-12 before Dan Patrick (who isn't so bad himself) but Jay lays it down here in Chicago. He's all over the ownership of pretty much every sports team (we do have the worst in the world).

Kornheiser is one of my favorites... I don't know why but there's no accounting for taste.

The All Slow-Painful-Murders list

MVP: Skip Bayless
Tony Reali
Bill Plaschke (sp and I don't even care)
Anyone that says the phrase "East Coast Bias."
Anyone that talks about Florida State/Miami as the best rivalry in cfb.
 
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