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Terrible Commercials

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Buddy's Carpets

I was home in Cincy a few weeks ago and gold star chilli has a commercial with Pete Rose, where he is talking about their new salads. At the end of the commercials he looks at the camera and goes "mmmm dem salads is good"
 
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There are so many bad ones it's hard to narrow it down to one but I would have to say for my area it would be the Dyer, Garafalo, Mann and Shultz ambulance chasers. Doug Mann one of the attorneys does all the commercials and everytime I see his ugly face on tv I instantly think of a fucking weasel. And to make matters worse in the past they've even used their kids.
 
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Commercials with bad acting and horrible jingles don't bother me that much, I expect them. Commercials that make me not want to buy a product because their advertising company is fucking horrible bother me.

One of the worst commercial I've ever seen was for...Dr Pepper or Pepsi, maybe. That's part of why it was so bad, I can't remember who it was for. The one with Bill Cowher, where he's just being a complete dick for the whole commercial, then at then end, he gets his refreshing soft drink and is suddenly in a good mood. Then they do the tag line. The whole premise being that he was in a bad mood because he didn't have whatever drink it was. Now he has it and everything's peachy.
Then the fucking retards, instead of ending the commercial, show him being a dick again. It totally shoots the whole commercial in the nutsack.
 
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FindlayBucks said:
Commercials with bad acting and horrible jingles don't bother me that much, I expect them. Commercials that make me not want to buy a product because their advertising company is fucking horrible bother me.

One of the worst commercial I've ever seen was for...Dr Pepper or Pepsi, maybe. That's part of why it was so bad, I can't remember who it was for. The one with Bill Cowher, where he's just being a complete dick for the whole commercial, then at then end, he gets his refreshing soft drink and is suddenly in a good mood. Then they do the tag line. The whole premise being that he was in a bad mood because he didn't have whatever drink it was. Now he has it and everything's peachy.
Then the fucking retards, instead of ending the commercial, show him being a dick again. It totally shoots the whole commercial in the nutsack.
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Would that be the Dr. Pepper one with the line:

"What were you thinking?!?.....You weren't thinking, were you!?!?!"

I actually found it mildly entertaining.
 
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I saw a commercial for this abomination last night:

"Ripped Pants SpongeBob."


When you bend the stupid thing forward, the butt of his pants tear. The commercial has Bob saying something along the lines of, "Oh, no! I keep bending over." Very disturbing. I don't know whether I hate the commercial, or just the product. Maybe I hate both.
 
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buckeyefool said:
Buddy's Carpets

I was home in Cincy a few weeks ago and gold star chilli has a commercial with Pete Rose, where he is talking about their new salads. At the end of the commercials he looks at the camera and goes "mmmm dem salads is good"
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Be thankful you haven't heard the latest Gold Star commercial celebating their "firehouse" chili. It's a nightmare. Unfortunately it gets played about once an hour during the Stern show.
 
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I work in litigation for an insurance company, and I find it hilarious that so many here hate the ambulance chaser commercials. From experience, I can honestly say that the attorneys that take the least amount of money for their clients are the ambulance chasers. Kevin Kurgis, Elk & Elk, and Dyer Garofalo are the worst, especially Dyer Garofalo. Not only do they not care about their clients, but they are inept attorneys as well.
 
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