That Stinks!

[Shoeless Joe]

Scotland's ban on smoking in pubs has backfired, so to speak, on a regular customer whose constant habit of breaking wind has now resulted in his expulsion from his favorite watering hole.
Stewart Laidlaw, 35, is being barred from Thirsty Kirsty's in Dunfermline, Fife, for failing to control his flatulence.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54888

 

[Saw31]

You can get banned for farting? Something just doesn't smell right about that...

 

[Shoeless Joe]

You can get banned for farting? Something just doesn't smell right about that...

for sure

 

[DEBuckeye]

You can get banned for farting? Something just doesn't smell right about that...

Especially being banned from a bar, where you drink beer, which makes you fart....

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

Especially being banned from a bar, where you drink beer, which makes you fart....

Only this makes you fart...

 

[cincibuck]

I think you all are forgetting something. Farting is one thing, farting in a kilt is something entirely different.

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

I think you all are forgetting something. Farting is one thing, farting in a kilt is something entirely different.

 

[Big Papa]

I don't know if I want to live in a world that has lost it's sense of humor about farting. That'll always be funny to me.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Something smells funny about this story.

 

[NFBuck]

I don't know if I want to live in a world that has lost it's sense of humor about farting. That'll always be funny to me.

Yep. I always say that there are two things that will always be funny...farting and people falling down.

 

[iambrutus]

Yep. I always say that there are two things that will always be funny...farting and people falling down.

3 votes makes a man law!

Farting will always be funny!

and i second the vote for people falling down

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

3 votes makes a man law!

Farting will always be funny!

and i second the vote for people falling down

I'll third that.

I move to include "shots to the groin" in the list of perpetual humor.

 

[NFBuck]

I'll third that.

I move to include "shots to the groin" in the list of perpetual humor.

Only problem with that is it's not quite as funny when a woman takes a shot to the sugar walls, whereas a woman falling is still funny.

 

[cincibuck]

Yep. I always say that there are two things that will always be funny...farting and people falling down.

I move to include "shots to the groin" in the list of perpetual humor..

And boogers! You can always get folks to laugh when you throw a 'booger' in there. I've yet to hear anyone say, "That 'snot funny."

 

[BB73]

And boogers! You can always get folks to laugh when you throw a 'booger' in there. I've yet to hear anyone say, "That 'snot funny."