The Buddha a Film on PBS

[AKAK]

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"

-Jack Handy

 

[Deety]

"It's raining men - hallelujah - it's raining men - amen"

-The Weather Girls

I would like to join your church.

 

[MaxBuck]

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.
Buddha

In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.
Frankie Yankovic