The Legend of Mike Barwis

[NFBuck]

Well, with scUM fans slobbering all over their new S&C coach...it's time.


Mike Barwis craps Chuck Norris.

 

[fourteenandoh]

Mike Barwis is a serial killer and he trains this guy...

 

[BUCKYLE]

Mike Barwis eats iron ore and shits 16p double headed nails.

 

[Jake]

Mike Barwis only masturbates to pictures of Mike Barwis.

 

[NFBuck]

Mike Barwis pisses straight Guinness.

 

[Gatorubet]

Mike Barwis' piss contains high levels of anabolic steroids and Human Growth Hormone.....naturally.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Mike Barwis is a serial killer and he trains this guy...

not only does he train him but he also does his manscaping too.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The dangers of one of Mike Barwis' unique training methods:

 

[Jake]

On the 7th day, God rested....Mike Barwis took over.

 

[NFBuck]

Case in point...

The Barwis workout.

 

[Jake]

Mike Barwis invented water.

 

[JCOSU86]

Case in point...

The Barwis workout.

Case in point...

The Barwis workout.

A post so nice you made it twice.

 

[Jake]

When Mike Barwis does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[Vizzini]

A post so nice you made it twice.

Quit rhyming, and I mean it!

 

[Fezzik]

Does anybody want a peanut?