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Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by IronBuckI, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.


    This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.

    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
    need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere"

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
    be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
    are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
    unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
    here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
    drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
    This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
    require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
    will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
    up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
    not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement
    or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or
    given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
    make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can
    call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
    ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
    your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want
    a piece of me?"
  2. Nixon

    Nixon Wears Scarlet-colored glasses

    I think this is a urban legend. Robin Williams is quite liberal.
  3. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    Ok then. Make it my peace plan then.:cool:
  4. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    I get this emailed to me quite often.

    If you Google it you will find that Nixon is correct, Robin Williams did not write or say this. He is known as a very liberal hollywood type.

    It is a shame the true author will not get credit for at least providing a thought provoking tongue in cheek comment of our allies.
  5. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

  6. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.


    Thanks for the research Mili. I always forget that that website exists.
  7. exhawg

    exhawg Self Mythologizing Monster Staff Member

    I could swear that my buddy has a RW CD with this on it.
  8. KillerNut

    KillerNut Banned

    Still it's good.

    Not smart, but funny.
  9. BuckeyeSkins

    BuckeyeSkins Go Bucks/Hail to the Redskins!!

    Sort of sounds like something George Carlin would come up with.
  10. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    I think some parts are from his act. I beleive he did the Statue of Liberty joke on his HBO special from Broadway.
  11. Buckeyehead

    Buckeyehead Banned

    Some of it makes perfect sense - which is why it'll never happen - and some of it is funny.
  12. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Jaxbuck likes this.
  13. BayBuck

    BayBuck Buckeyes are best

    Wow, 2004 scriptbump, very nice :cheers:
    Jaxbuck likes this.

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