The Squadron

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Reginald Pendragon: He comes from a long line of fighters and military leaders. After serving many years as a squadron commander, he's moved into civilian life and is presently starting to establish himself in the political arena. His friends call him Reggie.

Celeste Pendragon: A hopeless romantic, she's always been a sucker for a man in uniform. And she apparently does more than just sucking when she gets him out of his uniform, as evidenced by their baby egg. She also loves shoes.

Baby Pendragon: It's a black egg.

Orange Julius: A rather bright individual, this gent prefers to observe things before interacting with them. Despite being a bit withdrawn, he's very popular at parties because his card tricks kick ass! He also loves chick'n sandwiches.

Fluffetta Julius: She was the cream of the crop at Med school, and apparently she enjoys orange cream, hence the new baby egg. Her amazing healing powers have earned her the nickname: Dr. J.

Baby Julius: It's an orange egg.

Thaddeus Yodaddy: This guy's love for females changes like the weather. He's more than happy to help a damsel in distress, but he doesn't stick around to pay child support after the "comforting" has concluded. And if you're a baby dragon that doesn't who it's papa is, then Thaddeus Yodaddy might just be yo daddy too.

Madam Tamale: This spicy little vixen loves herself a good man. She also loves the bad ones too, which is probably why she got involved with, and was knocked up by Thaddeus Yodaddy. She was voted "most likely to appear on The Jerry Springer Show" in school.

Bastard Egg: It's a bastard egg.

Madam Mcstreamy: She's young, fully developed, and finally legal! But the guys shouldn't expect a roll in the hay with her... she's water bound and waiting for the right fella to put some motion in her ocean. Her nickname is Duncan Hines because she's always moist.

Madam Flambe: As the name implies, alcohol is often combined with this hot little number as she cooks up trouble. This horny lass is not a good role model: she drinks, smokes, and flies while intoxicated (learned how to get away with this from airline pilots). In therapy she's admitted that life would have probably been simpler if she weren't a red-headed step child.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My dragons:


Major Major Major Major. She is remarkable only in that she's is distinctly unremarkable.

Private Fussy Britches. She is rather finicky and is teetering right on the edge of anti-social. We can be 100% certain that when it is time for war to be waged, she will be firmly entrenched in the back of her cave, nervously nibbling on her reserves of decaying vegetable matter.

Admiral Bitchcakes. Her abrasive personality will make her slightly less popular among her comrades than Mike Hart was among his, but in aquatic-warfare, she is quite intimidating. Her mother was equally adept at wreaking havoc in the seas and was personally responsible for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on November 10, 1975. In fact, Admiral Bitchcakes' main goal in life is to hunt down Gordon Lightfoot and slaughter him for having the audacity to suggest that the tragedy was a result of natural causes. Godspeed, Gordo, for the witch of November is coming for you.

Colonel Audrey II Sanders. A vicious, nasty beast with an overwhelming taste for human blood and an equally consuming desire to kill, quarter, and fry chickens in a tasty blend of eleven ultra-top-secret spices. She was fed droplets of human blood as a young dragonlet and her appetite has grown terrifyingly as she has matured. The taste for human blood is nearly insatiable within her now and she will do anything in her power to lure victims near her nest. Approach Col. Audrey II Sanders at your own peril.

Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan. Once a strict disciplinarian, Hot Lips is now a much more laid-back dragon-nurse, with a propensity for the drink and a reputation for a less-than-strict moral code. Her history of relationships with the male dragons in the squadron is a running joke in the camp, but she has learned to take the ribbing in stride.

Nurse Diesel. Once a strict disciplinarian, always a strict disciplinarian. Another nurse in the squadron, Nurse Diesel is not the sympathetic, nurturing nurse that Major Houlihan is, nor is she even remotely as attractive. Some would describe describe her as a miserable bitch. She is known for withholding fruit cups from those who arrive late for appointments with her, however, if you behave well, she may let you wear her underwear.

Ensign Pavel Chekhov. Not surprisingly, the red dragon is of Russian descent. Ensign Chekhov is a mild-mannered individual with a tendency to pronounce v's like w's. He is a very good officer, with his Achilles' heel being a paralyzing fear of ear worms. On one occasion, an attack was delayed when he was tardy for the take-off due to a last minute trip to Sergei's Club to purchase his bulk supply of de-worming medicine. He got no fruit cup that evening.


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Nurse Mildred Ratched. The apple falls not far from the tree. This cold, sadistic, tyrannical daughter is Nurse Diesel's on offspring and the resemblance is quite striking. She is vile and manipulative and will employ any tactic necessary to maintain control of those in her care, including using Rittmeister Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen as a source of power for her electro-shock therapy treatments.

Rittmeister Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen. The only worthy aviator in this unit of the squadron, he dominates the skies, whimsically exterminating anything that flies near him. His fondness for ritual and discipline is seen in his undying love for Nurse Ratched.

Molly Weasley. A kind and caring dragon, with a great deal of magical power. She is reliable and nurturing and acts as a mother to the entire squadron in the absence of her husband and 7 children, all equally as orange. Not a sould can be found who does not love Molly.

Fleur Delacour. Now the daughter-in-law of Molly Weasley, she is stunningly beautiful and had numerous suitors prior to her marriage. Like her mother-in-law, she is also kind and caring, but quite formidable when she is angry.

General Stonewall Jackson. The immovable force. This behemoth will stand her ground against any comers when the base is under siege. Away from the battle, however, her fondness for eating stone proved to be problematic when she damaged the Squadron's fortress by eating the entirety of the exterior north wall. Fortunately, this bad habit has been reined in by convincing her to participate in the Squadron's talent show in which she catches in her mouth the high-velocity boulders thrown at her by Major Major.

 

[OCBuckWife]

My squadron on the first page has been updated.