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LoKyBuckeye;9463; said:
My Dad was a teacher, principal and superintendent... just sent that to him!
Are you my brother? :p
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Originally Posted by iambrutus
either you are donny or donny is you
I call bull crap! Everybody is bkb!:tongue2:
Originally Posted by iambrutus
either you are donny or donny is you
I call bull crap! Everybody is bkb!:tongue2:
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Jeff Foxworthy on Teachers
YOU might be a school employee if....
..you believe the playground should be equipped with Ritalin salt licks
...you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off .
...it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered
...you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside
...you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card
...you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior
...you have no social life between August and June
...you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce
...you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."
...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes should they decided to move out of district
...you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form
...you can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your students chair with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public
...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is
this kid like this?"
...you would choose a mammogram over a parent conference
...you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and chairs for that matter!!!
YOU might be a school employee if....
..you believe the playground should be equipped with Ritalin salt licks
...you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off .
...it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered
...you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside
...you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card
...you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior
...you have no social life between August and June
...you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce
...you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."
...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes should they decided to move out of district
...you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form
...you can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your students chair with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public
...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is
this kid like this?"
...you would choose a mammogram over a parent conference
...you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and chairs for that matter!!!
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
Just to make it perfectly clear.. I am NOT nor have I ever been BKB!!!!
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
Best Buckeye;839172; said:AHA but have you ever wanted to be BKB?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! say it again......................
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
Deety;839168; said:
hmmmmmm... you have a point.
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So I guess what I see is that Ryn has never wanted to be nor has ever been BKB she just wants to make little BKB's lol
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BuckeyeRyn
Calling all friends & people I met on the way down
Best Buckeye;839187; said:So I guess what I see is that Ryn has never wanted to be nor has ever been BKB she just wants to make little BKB's lol
nothing about "wanting to" they have already been hatched... LOL
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