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BigWoof31

"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
The off season is long and boring and we're all caught in a rut of scrounging through morsels of recruiting news, praying for trash talk out of conference media days and laughing at Dan Mullen.




How about we actually talk about what's going to happen in the 2019 season? In responding to this thread, please give the three things you are most certain about (ICL's) and three things crazy things you think COULD happen if circumstances were right (WADI's). Pictures are always welcome!


ICL's:

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1). Guz Malzahn is going to get fired. Don't care about his contract or money owed, his ass is getting canned.

2). Notre Dame will lose four games (including Week 4) and Brian Kelly will leave of his own free will

3). Oklahoma will not make the CFP


WADI's:

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1). Brent Venables is everybody's pick to replace Dabo when Dabo takes the Bama job after Saban retires. What if Southern Cal says fuck all that and makes him the Coach at the end of this year?

2). I think Indiana wins 8 games this year. Including Michigan State

3). Somebody is gonna hire the fired Maryland head coach DJ Durkin and make him their OC. It will be a bad day for a once proud program.
 
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Locks:

TSUN finishes 3rd in the B1G East
Clemson cruises through its cupcake schedule undefeated
Talking heads continue the "where will Urban wind up" talk



Edumikated guesses:

After cruising through its regular season and conference championship games, Clemson loses in the first round of the CFP
Hairball does something embarrassing enough to get canned in the middle of the season
Bama loses twice and still makes CFP, and then wins it all.
 
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ICLs:

1 - Buckeyes win the B1G Championship Game

2 - USC fires Clay Helton before the end of the season

3 - Texas fans again learn the team isn't really 'Back' this season


WADIs:

1 - Jalen Hurts becomes the third straight transfer QB to win the Heisman at Oklahoma

2 - Florida wins the WLOCP

3 - Tate Martell leads The Canes to a huge upset over Clemson
 
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ICLs
- TTUN will squander away another June National Championship
- Tennessee will still suck moonshine soaked dick
- Texas will not be back

WADIs
- Oregon makes the CFP and gets the ol' #6 ran on them by Clemson
- #2 Bama will play #3 Ohio State in the CFP and the announcers will only talk about Clemson vs Bama the whole game.
- We find out that it was actually Jim Harbaugh that catfished Manti Te'o into believing he had a girlfriend when Jim shows up for a sleepover with his stuffed bear, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew Code Red, and his rubber sheets.
 
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ICLs
- Bama will be in the playoffs. 0 losses, 1 loss, 2 losses, 6 losses - it doesn't matter.
- Michigan will continue their drought of conference championships, extending their current streak to 15 seasons, more than they've ever gone. Their previous longest streak was 14 seasons - something like 1951-1964.
- Boobs are awesome.

WADIs
- Purdue has twice as many wins over Ohio State than Michigan does this century. And only half as many losses. Actually, that isn't a drunk idea. It's just the wild-ass truth.
- Northwestern will win the Big Ten West division again. Cries from Michigan and Penn State fans will be heard that the Big Ten shouldn't be two divisions, but the best two teams should be in the CCG, regardless of geography.
- Bama will not win the championship. Clemson will not win the championship. Some Pac-12 team will win it. Let's say it will be Washington State...
 
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ICLs
- ESPN will push the SEC + ACC is the greatest two conferences ever all season long, rendering every broadcast entirely unwatchable.
- TV ratings for the bowl games will continue to dwindle, especially for the CFP
- Bama will lose two games, won't win the SECSECSEC championship, yet still be given a pass to the CFP as the 4 seed.

WADIs
- The actual SECSECSEC champion, Florida, will end up not being in the CFP.
- The SECSECSEC will get 2 non-champions in this time - UGA and Bama
- scUM will finish 3rd in the B1G East and will lose 4 games total this year.
 
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Take it to the bank
- Michigan will underperform their preseason ranking.
- Notre Dame will underperform their preseason ranking.
- Texas will underperform their preseason ranking.

Paint the endzones
- Michigan finds a RB and Shea Patterson makes it through the year without getting snapped in two
- Navy beats Notre Dame in Southbend
- The NCAA comes up with a reasonable solution to the transfer portal and targeting
 
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Iron Clad
1. We will get a new ZOMG LOOK HOW GOOD THEY IS team from the ACC like Syracuse last year because they “hang with might Clemson” before succumbing at the end. Such will be the rationale as to why their schedule doesn’t suck mastodon twat. Said amazing team will go on to lose a bowl game by at least 17 points and finish with 4 losses.

2. The SEC will again field 8-11 mediocre teams who all finish with 5-7 losses, but somehow that will show how “deep” they are despite every conference (PAC12 in particular) having a similar profile

3. Michigan State will stub their dick against Hairball but will go on to have more wins by the end of the season.

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1. The USC job and Notre Dame job will open up before the end of the year, promoting assclown pundits to say it’s the biggest coaching search in college football history. UFM will be linked to both jobs but won’t take either.

2. Wisconsin will continue a significant downtrend and play Minnesota not for Bunyan’s Axe, but to even qualify for a bowl.

3. One of the following teams will win 9 games this year: Indiana, South Carolina, Cal, Virginia
 
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ICL
Michigan will suck
Texas is not back
Jalen Hurt will not win a heisman

Wild Ass Guess

Hairball will continue to shoot off his mouth. Day and Meyer will not say anything. But Ryan Day will call timeout with 15 seconds left to kick a field goal to make the final score 101-0 in The Game.
Hairball will never be seen again.
Nick Saban will retire after not making the palyoffs.
 
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