Troy Smith the QB

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Troy Smith the QB
(to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)​

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Troy Smith the QB made me a very happy Buckeye
With a hundred forty-five yards and a rushing TD
and two more through the sky
Troy Smith the QB is a fairy tale they say
He put on a show; now the wolverweenies
know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
buckeye leaf they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around​

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O
Troy Smith the QB
went out to have some fun
And the wolverweenies say he could pass
all day just the same as he could run
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Troy Smith go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Troy Smith’s putting on a show​

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Troy Smith the QB knew
the team was hot that day
So he said
"Let's run and
we'll have some fun
before coach changes the play
" Down to the goal line
with the football in his hand
Running back and forth, but
mostly North saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the field
right to the open end
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Ginn!"​

For Troy Smith the QB
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
" Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Troy Smith go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Troy Smith’s putting on a show​

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[scooter1369]

Nice.

 

[BuckBackHome]

You are insane, but little green chicklets for you.

What kind of stuff are you smoking down there in tobacco row?

 

[LloydSev]

omfg.................

:2004:

EDIT: Why in the hell did you add all those >> to it?? That sucks!

 

[osugrad21]

Whatever in the hell you are smoking...pass it this way please

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

must.... get... sleep....



I can't seem to get the thing to format right. The >> is from cutting and pasting from Word... I'm working on it.

 

[brutus2002]

I'm speechless!!!!! Is that our early christmas present.

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

All I wanted for Christmas was a win over scum...

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

and to the poetry critic who 'dinged me' for this...

Buckeye's are scarlet
Michigan's blue
Clarett can kiss my ass
and you can too

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Sounds like BITB's dealer hooked him up with some top-of-the-line crack...

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Sounds like BITB's dealer hooked him up with some top-of-the-line crack...

Frosty the DopeMan wuz here.

 

[BuckeyeKid789]

Lol

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Gittin' in the wayback machine for this thread!

 

[OregonBuckeye]

So, when are we getting a new poem? :)

 

[reidtheweed01]

I had to make a poem 2 years ago for english, and i suck at that stuff, so i just used ohio state as the subject. I'll see if i can remember it. You have to read it slow, or else it just sounds strange if you fly through it.

The sight of Ohio Stadium on Novermber 20th
The smell of the Michigan fans sitting in front of me
The breeze from Ted Ginn flying by the Michigan Punter
The sound of the crowd on 3rd downs
The taste of victory when the clock said zero


I'm not sure about the 4th line, but it was something along those lines.

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

So, when are we getting a new poem? :)

November 18th around 8pm.