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vrbryant: The next Robert Frost?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by tibor75, May 24, 2004.

  1. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    or Charles Manson? from his homepage linked on his profile:

    I Sang Her A Sonnet
    by V. R. Bryant

    I opened up my mouth and out it came:
    A lovely, rhythmic song in basic meter.
    Regretfully she could not do the same,
    So I resigned to murder, cook and eat her.
    The former task turned out to take the least
    Amount of effort, but I must admit that
    The contemplation of the coming feast,
    Consideration of a place to sit at,
    And every other thing a chef must do
    To fix a meal that’s fit to meet his palate
    Proved more than adequate distraction to
    Forget the law and club her with a mallet.
    My only wish is that my reasoning
    Was on par with my choice of seasoning.
     
  2. ohiobuck94

    ohiobuck94 Buckeye Beach Bum

    Sounds like someone with an eating disorder. :(
     
  3. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Yes, well done in Shakespearean form...


    Impressive, anything in Petrarchan form for the Italians?
     
  4. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    Had to write it to get into a class. Haven't heard back from the prof yet. *cough*

    Sorry, grad. I don't write too much poetry.
     
  5. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    what about the FBI?
     
  6. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    lol, come on. It's not that bad.
     
  7. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    in a Hannibal Lector kind of way....
     
  8. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    *sigh* Well, for the record (and for any authorities who may or may not be listening), I have neither killed nor eaten any people. Scout's honor.
     
  9. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Was that written in iambic pentameter?
     
  10. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    Oh yeah, like someone who has would tell the truth about it? :wink2:
     
  11. Mr.FuzzyPants

    Mr.FuzzyPants The best damn pants in the land

    Tibor, it seems like you go out of your way to be obnoxious....
     
  12. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    I think his reaction was entirely warranted. I just didn't expect anybody to see it.

    Thump: Yes.

    BitB: Good point.
     
  13. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    That reminded me of this Eddie Murphy classic:

    Images
    by Tyrone Green:

    All alone on a summers night,
    kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Watchdog barking, do he bite?
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Slip in his window, break his neck,
    Then his house I start to wreck,
    Got no reason, what da heck?
    Kill my landlord,
    kill my landlord,
    kill my landlord.
    C-I-L-L my LAND Lord.
     
  14. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    :chompy: :chompy: :chompy:

    :yow1:
     
  15. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    better watch out vr... I found this on CNN today:
    Is violent poetry a crime?

    I'd be concerned for the kid, but come on... how can this be a crime?
     

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