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West Virginia jokes

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    what do you call 32 WV standing in line?

    Answer: Full set of Teeth

    What did the 13 year old Wv girl say?

    Answer: Roll off me paw your smashing my Skoal can

    Edit forgot the rrrrrrrrrr
     
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2006
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  2. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    May want to try and spell Virginia properly before you start questioning their intellect. :wink2:
     
  3. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules


    I had a dumb ass attack
    Edit fo got the rrrrrrrrrr
     
  4. tedginn05

    tedginn05 Newbie

    Really?

    Even with 32 West Virginians, you still think that adds up to a full set?
     
  5. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    ok Dr. of the grill tell me
     
  6. OhioState49

    OhioState49 Newbie


    :slappy:
     
  7. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    How do you tell who's the bride at a WV wedding?

    She's the one wearing a clean t-shirt.
     
  8. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    what did the West Virginian do when he picked a 5lb burger out his nose?

    his head collapsed before he could eat it
     
  9. ScarletBlood31

    ScarletBlood31 Buckeye in Blacksburg

    How about their football team?
     
  10. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    No D, no passing game, 1 Play Station freak QB= Your 2006 Alamo Bowl champions!!!!
     
  11. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    how do you know toothpaste was invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.
     
  12. NFBuck

    NFBuck Total Coverage.

    Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

    "Jus' some chickens."

    "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

    "I'll give you both of them."

    "OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
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    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the

    Same DNA
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    Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

    17 and under not admitted.
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    Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in West Virginia?
    A: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."
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    Question: How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
    Answer: They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.
     
  13. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

  14. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go! Staff Member

  15. redbenn

    redbenn jack of all trades, master of none

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