Man, it would be hard to keep a straight face when calling this guy's name out:
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Right when I read that I started to laugh. How do you pronounce that?
Man, it would be hard to keep a straight face when calling this guy's name out:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet Lucious Pusey
<!-- google_ad_section_start --> The Realests are going bonkers this morning over their latest discovery, but we have to say that we do not find this funny at all. What is so hilarious, after all, about a college football player named Lucious Pusey? (Roman guard begins to giggle). Centurion, why do they titter so? Just because I say ... Lucious Pusey? (Guards break up in gales of laughter). OK, we're done referencing the film Life of Brian. From The Realests:
We didn't think Jim Bob Cooter or Kyle Sackrider could be topped. But they have -- by a mile. We've been informed of the Eastern Illinois (Division I-AA) Panther formerly known as Lucious Pusey.Before we get too excited, the player in question has evidently legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour. And we say we get together and make him change it back.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana]#28 Ayo Yayo[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, verdana]Fr.[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, verdana] WR[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, verdana]5'10[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, verdana] - 180[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana]Natick, MA (Natick)[/FONT]
</td></tr><tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#cc0000">[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Helvetica] Football 2006[/FONT] •[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Helvetica]TEAM PAGE[/FONT] | [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Helvetica]ROSTER[/FONT] | [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Helvetica]SCHEDULE[/FONT] | [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]TEAM STATS[/FONT]</td></tr></tbody></table> [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Yayo walked on to the squad last winter and trained with the team throughout the spring. He will climb the depth chart as he continues to learn the system. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]High School:[/FONT] Played two years of varsity football at the strong safety, running back and wide out positions...among his team’s leaders in sacks...helped Natick High snap a 10-year losing streak against Walpole in his senior season...also ran track. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]Personal:[/FONT] Born Jan. 6, 1987...a Ujima Scholars major...enjoys drawing and listening to music...Class of 2010. [/FONT]
"Should he change jerseys half and half with a Lloyd Butz -- Seymour Butz anyone?"
What if he did change his FIRST name to Seymour?
I like this name better..
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
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Birth Place: Delray Beach, FL
Height: 5-9
Weight: 208 lbs.
</TD><TD>Pos: LB
Class: Junior
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