What was your greatest halloween costume?

[buckzip]

It's that time of year.

I don't know about the greatest, but mine was the sickest.

When I was in high school, I went as a used tampon.
I was covered in cotton wrap, put a string on one end, and used spray paint as blood.
My girlfriend at the time wouldn't even talk to me at the party. She was pissed for about 2 weeks.

Now when I think of it, it was pretty f'ing stupid. But it was fun at the time.

 

[stxbuck]

My favorite was when I was angus Young two years ago-shorts, blazer, striped tie, plus I am short. One year in college I was Dead Bill Clinton.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I went to a party as John Holmes once. I was wearing very very tight pants and stuffed a giant dildo down my leg. I had a butterfly collared shirt and wig on... It was funny as hell

 

[iambrutus]

the best that i have done was when i went as a rooster with a stuffed cat on my head. I was a giant cock with pussy on the brain

 

[tibor75]

7-11 clerk

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Tibs... that's not a halloween costume, that's your everyday uniform. Quit kidding yourself

 

[buckzip]

"7-11 clerk"

Did you glue a dot to your forehead?
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[FKAGobucks877]

My best was cupid. I carried around some little bow and arrow toy, and wore an adult diaper. The chicks loved it.

 

[kinch]

My WORST:

I wasn't planning on going to a halloween party but got kidnapped and had to make a costume quickly.

So I wrapped my entire body in duct tape, and put duct tape around an apron to use as a cape, made a superhero chest-logo, and went as duct-tape-man. (with goggles).

A few keg-beer hours later and I forgot two bad points:

1. soaking with sweat underneath

2. I failed to make a bathroom port. Emergency cutting with a knife was required. Very bad.

Other bad one by a friend: VERY off-color, she looked like Princess Diana and she went as her, complete with blood, and a friend went as a cameraman chasing her. . .

 

[RugbyBuck]

I wore white garbage bags to a Halloween social with some sorority and was White Trash.

 

[exhawg]

My girlfriend and I were Frankenstien and Bride of Frankenstien last year. Being 6'5" and 6' respectively we got noticed.

The one that I really want to do sometime is characters from Spaceballs. I would make a perfect Barf. We just had problems putting together the Asshole helmets.

 

[Buck Nasty]

I went to a "dead Celebrity" party about 8 years ago as Kurt Cobain. Complete with dingy cardigan sweater, ripped up jeans, suede puma's and a bullet hole in my head. I borrowed an old wig from my mom and it looked pretty good.

The party was hosted by some people my wife works with so I did not know a bunch of people who were there.

About 2 years ago I was at a Christmas party for my wife's work, and this guy comes up to me and says. " Man last time I saw you, you had long hair and a scruffy beard. You sure have changed a lot. If I did not know you were (insert wife name) husband I would not have recognized you". I told him I have never had long hair, and he insisted I did. After about 5 minutes I realized the last time he saw me was at the party, and he did not realize I had a costume on.

Also went as Flava Flav one year. Classic with the sweats and a huge alarm clock around my neck. Not so easy getting the makeup off. I looked like Dennis Johnson for about 3 days afterward. :)

 

[bucknut74]

Lots of paper towels taped to my head, Big cardboard box with Kleenex written on the front and a sign that says "Blow Me"

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

I think this year will be my best.

I'm going as the hybrid Schwarzenegger.

The Termigovernator. Should be interesting.

 

[MyDixieWrecked]

a few years ago, I went as Kid Rock, it worked great, I ended up with a britney spears, catholic school girl outfit and all

This year I am going as Lutenient Jim Dangle of Reno 911, with ultra short shorts and all. The custom is become very expensive, so hopefully it will be a big hit.