Who would win in

[RugbyBuck]

a quiz bowl match between Donny, LouisHMartinez, Darius, and Katzenmoyer?

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I thought you were gonna say a fight between a possesed toaster and a korean camera phone

 

[Thump]

I thought you were gonna say a fight between a possesed toaster and a korean camera phone

Please, please, please, no more of the toaster, korean phone stuff!!!

 

[jlb1705]

I do know that either the phone or the toaster would smoke all those motherfuckers in the quiz bowl.

We do need to make that matchup happen though. It would be as good as Celebrity Jeopardy!

 

[FKAGobucks877]

My hat could out perform the toaster and phone together....at football. My hat is scared of anything that needs power - electrical or otherwise. I think he's retiring.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Ditka vs. the toaster/phone

Definitely Ditka.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

mini ditka, or regular sized ditka?

 

[jcfiesta]

lactose intolerant mini ditka

 

[AKAK]

The Toaster says to tell lactose intolerent mini ditka that its time to stand tall before the man.

He also mentioned that if the phone fits in the bagel slot.. well... it gets a little gruesome after that.

 

[osugrad21]

He also mentioned that if the phone fits in the bagel slot.. well... it gets a little gruesome after that.

I thought we already established the toaster was not bagel compatible? Evolution at work?

 

[AKAK]

I thought we already established the toaster was not bagel compatible? Evolution at work?

Look...I've already self edited some bagel jokes... lets just not go down that road.

 

[osugrad21]

Look...I've already self edited some bagel jokes... lets just not go down that road.

Oh I see...you can dish it out but cannot accept the inferior components of your own damned toaster.

POS has nothing on my Foreman Grill anyway

 

[AKAK]

POS has nothing on my Foreman Grill anyway

What kind of pussy would use a grill that takes the fat away from the food?

Christ, if I wanted eat something as healthyas a vegetable... I'd eat a vegetable.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I thought we already established the toaster was not bagel compatible? Evolution at work?

wait a minute. if we cant talk about evolution at school then we definately wont be talking about it at work.

 

[osugrad21]

What kind of pussy would use a grill that takes the fat away from the food?

Christ, if I wanted eat something as healthyas a vegetable... I'd eat a vegetable.

This coming from a guy with the toaster that can't even handle a bagel...

The Foreman at least has commercial ties to a former Champion...your freaking toaster has ties to what....WalMart?

George Foreman would totally whip Sam Walton's ass...especially now that he's dead.