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Who would win in

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by RugbyBuck, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    a quiz bowl match between Donny, LouisHMartinez, Darius, and Katzenmoyer?
     
  2. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    :lol: I thought you were gonna say a fight between a possesed toaster and a korean camera phone :lol:
     
  3. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Please, please, please, no more of the toaster, korean phone stuff!!!
     
  4. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    I do know that either the phone or the toaster would smoke all those motherfuckers in the quiz bowl.

    We do need to make that matchup happen though. It would be as good as Celebrity Jeopardy!
     
  5. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    My hat could out perform the toaster and phone together....at football. My hat is scared of anything that needs power - electrical or otherwise. I think he's retiring.
     
  6. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go! Staff Member

    Ditka vs. the toaster/phone

    Definitely Ditka.
     
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    mini ditka, or regular sized ditka?
     
  8. jcfiesta

    jcfiesta Rookie

    lactose intolerant mini ditka
     
  9. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    The Toaster says to tell lactose intolerent mini ditka that its time to stand tall before the man.

    He also mentioned that if the phone fits in the bagel slot.. well... it gets a little gruesome after that.
     
  10. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I thought we already established the toaster was not bagel compatible? Evolution at work?
     
  11. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Look...I've already self edited some bagel jokes... lets just not go down that road.
     
  12. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Oh I see...you can dish it out but cannot accept the inferior components of your own damned toaster.

    POS has nothing on my Foreman Grill anyway
     
  13. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    What kind of pussy would use a grill that takes the fat away from the food?

    Christ, if I wanted eat something as healthyas a vegetable... I'd eat a vegetable.
     
  14. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    wait a minute. if we cant talk about evolution at school then we definately wont be talking about it at work.
     
  15. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    This coming from a guy with the toaster that can't even handle a bagel...

    The Foreman at least has commercial ties to a former Champion...your freaking toaster has ties to what....WalMart?

    George Foreman would totally whip Sam Walton's ass...especially now that he's dead.
     

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