Whores

[CausticMick]

Some chick has actually written a self help book on how to latch onto a professional athlete...

Author:Mysterious Luva

Mysterious Luva has sexed them all! Ball players, CEO's Music Stars - You name the baller, she's had them. And more importantly, she made them pay......

Sex A Baller is a poignant mix of a sexy tale of how Mysterious Luva has become one of the World's Best Baller Catchers!

No details or secrets are spared, as she delivers her personal story along with winning tips & secrets for daring women interested in catching a baller!

 

[Thump]

Is her last name Benson?

 

[buckeyefool]

Is her last name Benson?

Kip Benson needs to learn how to keep his wife's mouth shut.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Whores is not a PC term... they prefer "morally challenged"

 

[Thump]

Kip Benson needs to learn how to keep his wife's mouth shut.

You mean "Kris" Benson?

 

[BuckBackHome]

Intro - Kayne West - "Gold Digger"

Wait a minute, are you saying people like Mark McGwire's wife didn't marry him for his roid rages, small penis and perfect skin?

 

[buckeyefool]

You mean "Kris" Benson?

Yes...shows how much I care about him or his former stripper wife.

Did you here where she is bitching that the Mets are looking to trade him?

Her qoute was I don't understand why the Mets are trying to trade "us"....bitch you don't pitch shut the fuck up or go back to taking your cloths off for a living.

 

[AKAK]

This is pretty amusing... I can see some of the chapters now... in no particular order:



Baller or Not?- How to tell if he rented that Maybach.

Oh no you di'in't!-What to do when he gives you a credit card with a limit.

The 4 C's of Anal- Carat being the most important.

Hush Money- "You think this is expensive? what's your baby's momma gonna get from you?"

 

[Buckin' A]

This bitch is a perfect candidate for being thrown in front of a moving cement truck.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

This bitch is a perfect candidate for being thrown in front of a moving cement truck.

Or in it. Whatever.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Or in it. Whatever.

Or under it. The important thing is, she should meet her demise via cement truck.

 

[hoat]

I thought this was a segway into the movie Tommyboy. "That's when the whore's start coming in." Nevermind...going back to arcade...and probable unemployment. :)

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

no SusanZ jokes? I'm kind of disappointed.

 

[MyDixieWrecked]

Since when can whores read?

Wonder if they will come out with an audio version: 'Read by Hiedi Fleiss'

 

[shetuck]

Heidi Fleiss arrested for drug possession

Heidi Fleiss arrested for drug possession

7 Feb 2008

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was arrested and charged with possession of prescription drugs and driving under the influence on Thursday morning outside Las Vegas.

A statement issued by Nevada's Nye County Sheriff's office said deputies responded to a possible drunk driver a little after 9 a.m. Thursday morning in the town of Pahrump.

Deputies stopped Fleiss and found drugs but no prescription. A passenger, John Owen, also was arrested on charges of being under the influence of controlled substances and possession of marijuana.

Reached by phone, Fleiss told Reuters she was stopped in a parking lot when an officer approached her. She had taken Owen, a plumber, to a hardware store, she said.

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