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Who's the dumb one?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by sears3820, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

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    John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little 'shine, and talking about their dumb ole' hillbilly wives. ​

    "You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store 'tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain't got no 'lectricity!"

    The other two just howl with laughter.

    Brian the Miniature says, "Hell, that ain't nothing -- my dumbass wife went down to the store and bought herself a washing machine! We ain't got no runnin' water!"

    That one nearly slayed 'em.

    Martin wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Well, I reckon my bride's GOT to be the stupidest of the bunch, boys. 'tother day I was snooping thru her purse to find me a couple dollars to play some poker with. I found six or seven rubbers -- hell, she ain't got no pecker!"
     
  2. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    Good stuff, sears :lol:
     

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