alexhortdog95
Dumpster Fire behind the rows...
Okay...so this is a thread dedicated to our wives. Yes, wives.
First, let me say, this isn't an original thought. The one good thing that Texas did bring into this world - is the ShaggyBevo thread (that has since been deleted) that shows why Red Green always said,
"Just remember. I'm pullin for ya....we're all in this together."
Yes, our wives. Only men can tell the different things that their wives put them through in a humorous, story tellling fashion.
And ladies - if your husband does stupid things too - feel free to post em here as well.
So...let's begin.
I love my wife. We've been married about 12 years now (this coming April). And while she's a really smart lady....sometimes I enjoy the entertainment.
Point in case. We have a laptop at the house, and I use it mostly (I'm a programmer by trade, she's an accountant). We're also really involved in our church (she's the church treasurer).
So she does this report once a month and gives the information to the various committees at the church. I helped her build the report (another story), and she asked me how she could get the info from our laptop to the church. My first suggestion was that she used her android phone as a USB device.
Why did I go there?
Needless to say, it ended up me giving her an old SD card that I had in an old phone. No problem, I tell her. In fact, here's how the exact conversation went:
Me: "So, this is an SD card. You need to keep up with this card, babe."
Her: "I know, you don't have to talk to me like I'm one of the girls."
(we have two girls, 8 and 5)...
Me: "Okay. So, my suggestion - since the card is so small - is that once you get done with it at the church, that you bring it back home and PUT IT INTO THE LAPTOP where it was."
Her: "Got it."
So, a couple months go by, and no problems. This last month, however....
I'm on the laptop, and I just kinda absent-mindedly run my finger down the side where the SD card port is at. No SD card. I'm thinking, okay, it's in her purse. Later on that night, she's in a hurry, getting the report ready. She goes to save it, and BING no SD card.
There I am, minding my own business, and she asks the obvious question:
Her: "What did you do with the SD card?"
Me: "Um....nothing. I don't mess with that card."
Her: "I KNOW you have that SD card because you're on the laptop all the time."
Me: "Dear, I didn't take that SD card - you were the last one to use it. I gave it to you."
Her: "Stop playing, I need that card. It has all my work on there!"
Me: "I'm dead serious, dear. I don't have it. Did you check in your purse?"
Her: "I know it's not in there, cause I looked already!"
Then starts a big arguement about the SD card, how I stole it, etc, etc.
Me: "So, let me get this straight....you're accusing me of 'stealing' a card that I gave to YOU?"
Her: "You're the only one that uses the laptop."
(Mind you, she used it just a few minutes prior...)
Me: "Dear, this is BS. And I'm not going to sit here and let you accuse me of something I didn't do."
So I storm off. Hell, it's what she woulda done, LOL.
Later on that night -
Her: "Um...honey."
Me: "......"
Her: "I just wanted to apologize to you. I accused you of taking the SD card, but I found it."
Me: "And where was it?"
Her: "......"
Me: "That's what I thought."
Nothing else needed to be said at that point.
First, let me say, this isn't an original thought. The one good thing that Texas did bring into this world - is the ShaggyBevo thread (that has since been deleted) that shows why Red Green always said,
"Just remember. I'm pullin for ya....we're all in this together."
Yes, our wives. Only men can tell the different things that their wives put them through in a humorous, story tellling fashion.
And ladies - if your husband does stupid things too - feel free to post em here as well.
So...let's begin.
I love my wife. We've been married about 12 years now (this coming April). And while she's a really smart lady....sometimes I enjoy the entertainment.
Point in case. We have a laptop at the house, and I use it mostly (I'm a programmer by trade, she's an accountant). We're also really involved in our church (she's the church treasurer).
So she does this report once a month and gives the information to the various committees at the church. I helped her build the report (another story), and she asked me how she could get the info from our laptop to the church. My first suggestion was that she used her android phone as a USB device.
Why did I go there?
Needless to say, it ended up me giving her an old SD card that I had in an old phone. No problem, I tell her. In fact, here's how the exact conversation went:
Me: "So, this is an SD card. You need to keep up with this card, babe."
Her: "I know, you don't have to talk to me like I'm one of the girls."
(we have two girls, 8 and 5)...
Me: "Okay. So, my suggestion - since the card is so small - is that once you get done with it at the church, that you bring it back home and PUT IT INTO THE LAPTOP where it was."
Her: "Got it."
So, a couple months go by, and no problems. This last month, however....
I'm on the laptop, and I just kinda absent-mindedly run my finger down the side where the SD card port is at. No SD card. I'm thinking, okay, it's in her purse. Later on that night, she's in a hurry, getting the report ready. She goes to save it, and BING no SD card.
There I am, minding my own business, and she asks the obvious question:
Her: "What did you do with the SD card?"
Me: "Um....nothing. I don't mess with that card."
Her: "I KNOW you have that SD card because you're on the laptop all the time."
Me: "Dear, I didn't take that SD card - you were the last one to use it. I gave it to you."
Her: "Stop playing, I need that card. It has all my work on there!"
Me: "I'm dead serious, dear. I don't have it. Did you check in your purse?"
Her: "I know it's not in there, cause I looked already!"
Then starts a big arguement about the SD card, how I stole it, etc, etc.
Me: "So, let me get this straight....you're accusing me of 'stealing' a card that I gave to YOU?"
Her: "You're the only one that uses the laptop."
(Mind you, she used it just a few minutes prior...)
Me: "Dear, this is BS. And I'm not going to sit here and let you accuse me of something I didn't do."
So I storm off. Hell, it's what she woulda done, LOL.
Later on that night -
Her: "Um...honey."
Me: "......"
Her: "I just wanted to apologize to you. I accused you of taking the SD card, but I found it."
Me: "And where was it?"
Her: "......"
Me: "That's what I thought."
Nothing else needed to be said at that point.
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