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Woman Kills Man By Squeezing Testicles

Gatorubet

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...-parking-china_n_1457487.html?ref=mostpopular

There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to
think about them, especially if you're a guy.

A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed
his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.

An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan
Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school.
The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the
42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported.

The resulting fight escalated, leading the woman to call her husband and
brother, who in turn got into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper,
according to the website. At some point in the fracas, the woman grabbed
the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to
a hospital for treatment and later died.
The woman's husband was later seen picking up his socks, putting his dirty dishes in the sink, and searching for an old "to-do" list.
 


It's a fine legal point - but instead of saying that he was killed by my client squeezing his testicles, it might be more accurate to say he decided he did not want to go on living anymore at that exact same time.

My client is therefore not liable for his suicide.
 
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Bucky Katt;2148340; said:
Literally or metaphorically, we all go out the same way.

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