Worst movies you ever saw

[kinch]

Any movie made by this man I will automatically refuse to see. Even if he is associated with the movie in any way, shape, or form. Once I was tricked into watching Armageddon in at the movie theatre. That is how long I have had this grudge.

He makes utterly stupid unwatchable crap. But I have to give it to him, he responded to this accusation by saying something like, "so I make movies for 13 year old boys, sue me." At least he realizes it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And I will take my Buckyle turn pissing people off. I hated, and I mean hated, Forrest Gump. Couldn't have hated it more.

My turn? Ok.

Gandhi

That movie was like being fucking waterboarded

 

[BUCKYLE]

I

My turn? Ok.

Gandhi

That movie was like being fucking waterboarded

I'd rather starve myself to death.

 

[Bucklion]

Oh shit, how could I forget The Village. I am dumber for having even gotten into my car to go to the theater.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I once chose to watch She Devil with Roseanne Barr. I used my allowance.

 

[DoctorWho]

Wild Hogs
Battlefield Earth - a friend dragged us to go see this in high school cause he thought it was going to be badass.

Long story, short: fuck John Travolta.

Also: The Blair Witch Project

I thought the movie would be awesome. But it was a huge waste of time.

Fuck Battlefield earth and fuck Scientology.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I once chose to watch She Devil with Roseanne Barr. I used my allowance.

the cruel shit that happens to children

 

[Bucklion]

More additions...Antichrist and Nymphomaniac. In fact, fuck Lars Von Trier. In fact, lets clone him, and fuck all of his clones too.

 

[BUCKYLE]

the cruel [Mark May] that happens to children

It didn't "happen" to me. I was an active participant in this dark day. In fact, my mom and sister tried to talk me into going to see a different movie. When I stood firm about wanting to see She Devil, my mom made me use my own money to purchase the ticket. I went into the theater and quickly realized I was the only person in there and STILL sat through the whole thing. My parents had divorced a year before and I'm almost positive the decision to spend my allowance to see this movie is why my dad didn't pick me up for his weekend for a month after. He was ashamed of me, and rightly so

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Scary Movie 4. A special blend of stupid even for "... Movie" movies.

 

[Abenaki]

Any movie made by this man I will automatically refuse to see. Even if he is associated with the movie in any way, shape, or form. Once I was tricked into watching Armageddon in at the movie theatre. That is how long I have had this grudge.

Couldn't agree more but with one exception. The Rock is a guilty pleasure of mine.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It didn't "happen" to me. I was an active participant in this dark day. In fact, my mom and sister tried to talk me into going to see a different movie. When I stood firm about wanting to see She Devil, my mom made me use my own money to purchase the ticket. I went into the theater and quickly realized I was the only person in there and STILL sat through the whole thing. My parents had divorced a year before and I'm almost positive the decision to spend my allowance to see this movie is why my dad didn't pick me up for his weekend for a month after. He was ashamed of me, and rightly so

Hollywood tricked your child self into thinking it was a good movie.

It wasn't your fault Kyle.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Barely Legal 6

 

[kinch]

Barely Legal 6

To be fair, if you didn't see Barely Legal 5 you may not follow the plot.

 

[LostLassie]

Any movie made by this man I will automatically refuse to see. Even if he is associated with the movie in any way, shape, or form. Once I was tricked into watching Armageddon in at the movie theatre. That is how long I have had this grudge.

Tolerable when viewed through the filter of Rifftrax. Those guys hate his guts, too.

Which reminds me: add to list any movie with Shia LaBeouf.