You, sir, are a badass.

[vrbryant]

LINK

Man bites dog to rescue puppy

BEIJING, China (Reuters) -- A Chinese man bit to death a fierce dog that was savaging his beloved puppy.

Awakened by the puppy's yelps, a villager named Geng first tried to chase the dog away by hurling watermelons at it, a local newspaper reported on Wednesday.

The farmer then threw himself on the dog, clamping his teeth around its neck and eventually killing it.

"The two were rolling around on the ground and fighting for nearly 10 minutes," the Yanzhao Cosmopolitan News in the northern province of Hebei said.

Geng suffered deep cuts to his arms and was treated in hospital. The puppy survived.

 

[BB73]

I'm assuming that the farmer cooked, and then finished eating, his defeated opponent.

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

I'm assuming that the farmer cooked, and then finished eating, his defeated opponent.

it sounds more like he was trying to invent canine sushi

 

[NFBuck]

Wow. Troy Smith bows to that man.

 

[scooter1369]

Chuck Norris begs for mercy

 

[sandgk]

And they said it was just puppy love ....

 

[HabaneroBuck]

The editor obviously has no sense of cool...otherwise he/she would have stopped at "Man bites Dog"...no reason to throw the "puppy" in there.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I'm assuming that the farmer cooked, and then finished eating, his defeated opponent.

If this had happened in Korean, then no question.

Funny thing is that had that happened here, the ASPCA would be all over farmer Geng...