You're a buzzkill sitting on a tree

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You're an eclectic metaphor no one will ever understand
but when chicks read this they'll think I'm the man
And I'll polish this off in a moment
when I rhyme this word: romaunt

 

[Taosman]

Roadkill Pie

It was a working day
On the long drive home
Wow, I hit the big one
In the road alone
All I need: a handy shovel
I've got one, my own.

Bunny pie, some may call me bit crazy
Wife can't cook cause she's lazy
I'll take you with this knife

Oh bunny pie, my starvation is tragic
We'll eat you, it's so magic
It's just the circle of life.

You'll become a legend on a dirty plate
And now the thought of eating you
Is making me feel so great

My bunny pie, you could feed my family
Though you might think I'm silly
You're the food of our lives
Bunny, get in my belly

God shines upon me this day
With this present
The best part: It did not cost a cent

Roadkill pie, I'm drivin' you to you're new home
where you'll be able to roam
In our stomachs tonight

Oh bunny pie, bunny pie

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'm going to use words that no one understands
That will make me feel like more of a man

I must've been born under some sort of a hex
To have both of my arms compared to T-rex

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Yep, it just exploded.

 

[Saw31]

Oh no. Not in my tree.
You will not buzzkill me.
Not as long as I have beer.
And I am sitting right here...

 

[BUCKYLE]

Yep, it just exploded.

It was most likely already corroded

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It?s my heart with no one to tug
It?s a rope with no one to mug
It?s a plane with no one to ride
It?s a line that has no sides

Those last two lines I took from a well known poet... you just can't improve on "it's a line that has no sides"

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

It was most likely already corroded

How would you know what dwells in my head?

 

[Saw31]

Acting silly, but don't know why.
'scuse me why I go pee...

 

[BUCKYLE]

How would you know what dwells in my head?

You talk in your sleep, at night, in your bed...

 

[PrincessPeach]

Peach, it's important you follow along
As Lloyd sev has a new song
It is of course full of rhyme
A and B, A and B one more time

I will not play along. I will not post in rhyme.
I have tired of you dictating terms all the time.
A buzzkill I'm not.
It offends me a lot
That you'd say such things after you drank on my dime.

Edit: shit... I guess I'll play along after all. :(

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

You talk in your sleep, at night, in your bed...

and you are there next to me, why?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

I will not play along. I will not post in rhyme.
I have tired of you dictating terms all the time.
A buzzkill I'm not.
It offends me a lot
That you'd say such things after you drank on my dime.

Edit: shit... I guess I'll play along after all. :(

Awh, she owns you, BKB!

 

[BUCKYLE]

and you are there next to me, why?

Not me...BB73.
He's a hell of a guy.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I will not play along. I will not post in rhyme.
I have tired of you dictating terms all the time.
A buzzkill I'm not.
It offends me a lot
That you'd say such things after you drank on my dime.

Edit: shit... I guess I'll play along after all. :(

You have been to advanced when writing in rhyme
for you've gone more than 4 this time
It's not A B when it's A/B/C/D/A
Thanks for the brews anyway