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You're Bored, There's a Bowl of M&Ms in Front of You

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Remove the M&Ms from the bowl, smash the the bowl onto the sidewalk from the highest elvation possible, and rain individual M&Ms down on any bystanders who come to check out what got smashed. No more boredom... entertains for hours.
 
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I'd look for one with a little chip on the side and then set it on its edge using the chip as a flat surface. Then I'd try it with the rounded ones, seeing if I could find one so perfectly balanced that it would work. Then I would decide to build a little m&m row, and see if I could tap them against the table just enough to flatten one edge without making the whole m&m crack. Then I'd wonder if I could get it to crack exactly in half if I tapped it at just the right angle and strength against the table. Then I'd want to see if I could get it to crack exactly in half with my teeth. I'd try the right side first, and decide it felt uneven, so I'd try one on each side. That would sort of look like brightly colored teeth, so I'd line up a row of vertically placed m&ms in my mouth and then see if I could make it look like I had m&m teeth, like you do with orange slices. Then I'd decide that was enough. I'd probably squish one with a book or something just for good measure and to hear the sound. Then I'd be glad it wasn't a peppermint patty because those get kind of complicated.
 
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Deety;642065; said:
I'd look for one with a little chip on the side and then set it on its edge using the chip as a flat surface. Then I'd try it with the rounded ones, seeing if I could find one so perfectly balanced that it would work. Then I would decide to build a little m&m row, and see if I could tap them against the table just enough to flatten one edge without making the whole m&m crack. Then I'd wonder if I could get it to crack exactly in half if I tapped it at just the right angle and strength against the table. Then I'd want to see if I could get it to crack exactly in half with my teeth. I'd try the right side first, and decide it felt uneven, so I'd try one on each side. That would sort of look like brightly colored teeth, so I'd line up a row of vertically placed m&ms in my mouth and then see if I could make it look like I had m&m teeth, like you do with orange slices. Then I'd decide that was enough. I'd probably squish one with a book or something just for good measure and to hear the sound. Then I'd be glad it wasn't a peppermint patty because those get kind of complicated.
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And what if instead of M&Ms, it was Pez?
And does Pez really have "flavors"?
 
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Deety;642065; said:
I'd look for one with a little chip on the side and then set it on its edge using the chip as a flat surface. Then I'd try it with the rounded ones, seeing if I could find one so perfectly balanced that it would work. Then I would decide to build a little m&m row, and see if I could tap them against the table just enough to flatten one edge without making the whole m&m crack. Then I'd wonder if I could get it to crack exactly in half if I tapped it at just the right angle and strength against the table. Then I'd want to see if I could get it to crack exactly in half with my teeth. I'd try the right side first, and decide it felt uneven, so I'd try one on each side. That would sort of look like brightly colored teeth, so I'd line up a row of vertically placed m&ms in my mouth and then see if I could make it look like I had m&m teeth, like you do with orange slices. Then I'd decide that was enough. I'd probably squish one with a book or something just for good measure and to hear the sound. Then I'd be glad it wasn't a peppermint patty because those get kind of complicated.
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As the father of an autistic child I honestly don't know if this makes me want to laugh or cry.
 
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Exactly how bored are we? Because ...

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