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Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

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kinch;1986208; said:
It might have to be something a bit boring like a marble. Or just a lego head. Safety first!

Even if it is just a marble, it could say "welcome to my ass" on it or something. Hmm.
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A whole army of lego heads. 70 or more. You want to give the doctor a good story. A thing where he has to call some colleagues to witness. Or he has can't look you in the eye when he's done.
 
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Zurp;1986220; said:
A whole army of lego heads. 70 or more. You want to give the doctor a good story. A thing where he has to call some colleagues to witness. Or he has can't look you in the eye when he's done.
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I am still laughing. Perfect.

My sister just had hers. She had 7 polyps. I am destined for cancer at some point here. I might as well make it fun.
 
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Buckeye doc;1988312; said:
Don't they make you drink that turbolax stuff the day before? Better make sure whatever you swallow will feel ok flying out your nethers at 100+mph. :yow2:
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That's the point! I'm empty, and I swallow it after.

The stuff I took last time wasn't the gallon jug, it was a small thing. You have to be healthy to take it as it can cause sudden kidney failure, etc.

You can't eat or drink anything not clear. You can have chicken broth. I eat it like soup and put some tobasco in it (technically not allowed as it is red). On a side note, the Argentinean is going through cancer tests. Ugh. Cervical I think.
 
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