scarletandgrey
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3074326;1606006; said:
Poopy Pants?
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Poopy Pants?
The KSB
4-4-11/11-5-11
1. I grew up on a horse farm.
2. I hate horses.
3. I'm a huge Buckeye fan.
4. I spent a summer driving Semi's for JB Hunt.
5. I have three tatoos
6. I despise people that lie about their military service.
7. I'm a big fan of softcore porn.
8. I enjoy the taste of beer .
9. I pee in the shower regularly.
10. I love the look and feel of boobs.
2. I hate horses.
3. I'm a huge Buckeye fan.
4. I spent a summer driving Semi's for JB Hunt.
5. I have three tatoos
6. I despise people that lie about their military service.
7. I'm a big fan of softcore porn.
8. I enjoy the taste of beer .
9. I pee in the shower regularly.
10. I love the look and feel of boobs.
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ulukinatme
Old Skool
BUCKYLE;1605986; said:
Close on Double Dare, "What Would You Do?" Universal was giving free tickets the day we were vacationing there. Well, I'm sure they were giving away free tickets everyday for those game shows
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MaxBuck
SoCal, Baby!
- In my youth, I owned little league from about the age of 11-12. Was twice MVP in Little League. Played a good field, good hit 2nd base and led the league in hitting, doubles and triples both seasons. But much like Dave Kingman, I couldn't hit the curve ball.
- I HATE Miller Lite.
- I had the highest SAT score in my senior class in high school. [censored] Al Bundy. I've never had to sell shoes in my life. Hardware, but never shoes.
- I'd give my left foot to be able to dance. Oh, wait a minute. That wouldn't work out too well.
- I nearly drank myself stupid in my fifties.
- I have no tattoos. Damn good thing, too.
- If I'm gonna live in the desert, it won't be in Iraq. Try Scottsdale.
- I'm a member of Tau Beta Pi. This is the nerdiest thing about anybody on the whole [censored]ing board, so back off, everybody.
- I kick ass at Trivial Pursuit. Especially the full-contact version.
- There's nothing in the world I like more than filling out "ten things about me" surveys.
- I have no idea how to use the "list numbering" function on BP.
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BuckeyeTillIDie
The North Remembers
1) I'm a cancer survivor of over 20 years
2) I hate draft beer.
3) I hate American beer.
4) In youth basketball I won the league MVP two years in a row, and was an all-star 5 years straight. High school was the downfall.
5) As a child I owned both a Notre Dame and Michigan tshirt
PARENTING FAIL
6) I've lived in Columbus, Ohio my entire life, so I assure you I've been a Buckeye for as long as I can remember :p
7) I was able to dunk a basketball until I suffered crippling ankle sprains on both ankles.
8) I got drunk for the first time by drinking screw drivers. I haven't drank one since.
9) I try to teach myself daily how to play guitar.
10) I've never ate a hot dog or a hamburger.
2) I hate draft beer.
3) I hate American beer.
4) In youth basketball I won the league MVP two years in a row, and was an all-star 5 years straight. High school was the downfall.
5) As a child I owned both a Notre Dame and Michigan tshirt
PARENTING FAIL6) I've lived in Columbus, Ohio my entire life, so I assure you I've been a Buckeye for as long as I can remember :p
7) I was able to dunk a basketball until I suffered crippling ankle sprains on both ankles.
8) I got drunk for the first time by drinking screw drivers. I haven't drank one since.
9) I try to teach myself daily how to play guitar.
10) I've never ate a hot dog or a hamburger.
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3074326
Assistant to the Head Coach
10) I, like many of you, dominated little league baseball. Best pitcher and hitter in the league. After little league it stopped being fun and I quit.
9) Also was pretty good at hockey. Stopped because the league was abandoned though. :(
8) Hockey is my favorite sport, and the Penguins are my favorite pro team. You ask me how I felt when the Pens won the cup and I'd say it felt very much like the 2002 championship.
7) Chewing tobacco smells so bad to me that I get nauseous if I smell it for more than a few seconds.
6) I can't get into basketball unless something is on the line.
5) I've never had a non-retail job.
4) I play guitar.
3) I used to be in a band, and we toured.
2) The Buckeyes and Florida Gators used to be 1a and 1b for me.
1) I almost have an afro.
How the fuck do you not ever eat a hamburger?
9) Also was pretty good at hockey. Stopped because the league was abandoned though. :(
8) Hockey is my favorite sport, and the Penguins are my favorite pro team. You ask me how I felt when the Pens won the cup and I'd say it felt very much like the 2002 championship.
7) Chewing tobacco smells so bad to me that I get nauseous if I smell it for more than a few seconds.
6) I can't get into basketball unless something is on the line.
5) I've never had a non-retail job.
4) I play guitar.
3) I used to be in a band, and we toured.
2) The Buckeyes and Florida Gators used to be 1a and 1b for me.
1) I almost have an afro.
How the fuck do you not ever eat a hamburger?
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Chewbacca
Been Smooth Since Days Of Underoos
1. I was born in Nantucket Massachusetts
2. I don't believe in ghosts but I had an experience in high school that still affects me to this day.
3. I was a 4 time Little League All Star
4. I won Defensive Player of the Year in my last year of JV football. Never played varsity so I could party.
5. At a party I quit during a game of spades when I found out my partner was a scUM fan. We were winning.
6. I appeared on an episode of Scholastic Sports America and Chris Fowler asked me where the team bus was. His head was enormous.
7. I play the drums every day
8. I've never been drunk under the table but I have fallen alseep after a night of drinking. Never been to Roosters either.
9. I won a junior division bluefish tournament when I was 11....17 pounder. Would have won the adult division and $250 considering I caught the biggest fish of the weekend.
10. My family and Thanksgiving have a lot in common...they both suck. Xannies also make both easier to deal with.
2. I don't believe in ghosts but I had an experience in high school that still affects me to this day.
3. I was a 4 time Little League All Star
4. I won Defensive Player of the Year in my last year of JV football. Never played varsity so I could party.
5. At a party I quit during a game of spades when I found out my partner was a scUM fan. We were winning.
6. I appeared on an episode of Scholastic Sports America and Chris Fowler asked me where the team bus was. His head was enormous.
7. I play the drums every day
8. I've never been drunk under the table but I have fallen alseep after a night of drinking. Never been to Roosters either.
9. I won a junior division bluefish tournament when I was 11....17 pounder. Would have won the adult division and $250 considering I caught the biggest fish of the weekend.
10. My family and Thanksgiving have a lot in common...they both suck. Xannies also make both easier to deal with.
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NateG
Can't waste the day when the night brings a hearse
1. I have been to Hawaii around 20 times. (My sister though just recently moved there and I have visited her once)
2. I have multiple tattoos.
3. I was the master at finding Christmas gifts. Unwrapping the original plastic, playing with the toy/video game when the parents were out, and repackaging it with no accusations.
4. I have had 4-5 near death experiences, including a car accident at 18 that broke my femur(I have a titanium rod in my leg).
5. I play guitar and drums. I also write songs.
6. My pregame speech helped our football team beat our rival my Senior year to the point that they gave me the game ball without much contribution during that game otherwise.
7. I started getting gray hair at 16.
8. I have seen all of my favorite sports teams win a Title except for the Kansas City Chiefs.(Pittsburgh Pens/Chicago Bulls/Chicago White Sox/ OSU Football)
9. My Dad passed away when I was almost 17. He is why I love football so much.
10. I have won multiple competitions by doing my Harry Caray impressions.
2. I have multiple tattoos.
3. I was the master at finding Christmas gifts. Unwrapping the original plastic, playing with the toy/video game when the parents were out, and repackaging it with no accusations.
4. I have had 4-5 near death experiences, including a car accident at 18 that broke my femur(I have a titanium rod in my leg).
5. I play guitar and drums. I also write songs.
6. My pregame speech helped our football team beat our rival my Senior year to the point that they gave me the game ball without much contribution during that game otherwise.
7. I started getting gray hair at 16.
8. I have seen all of my favorite sports teams win a Title except for the Kansas City Chiefs.(Pittsburgh Pens/Chicago Bulls/Chicago White Sox/ OSU Football)
9. My Dad passed away when I was almost 17. He is why I love football so much.
10. I have won multiple competitions by doing my Harry Caray impressions.
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Gatorubet
Loathing All Things Georgia
1. I have been in every state in the continental U.S.
2. I went to four kindergartens in three states.
3. When I had taken up golf for a year my dad and some friends were watching me play and yelling at me to join them them for dinner, so I yelled back that "I would as soon as I holed my four iron" - and then put the 185 yard shot in the cup on the second bounce for my first Eagle.
4. I only found out that I had an aunt after my dad died at age 69.
5. I forgot about the LSAT, having been out of college for years and it being Mardi Gras, and only knew about it because my brother called me the night before to wish me luck. Not having studied, I woke up and bought a large daiquiri at the drive through place on the way to the test to suck on because I was hung over, and scored in the top 10% because I had no pressure and even less expectations.
6. I once ran out of air holding on to a line with seven minutes to go on a decompression dive to a sunken freighter off West Palm Beach.
7. When I was four I picked up a stick and ran at a female black bear with two cubs outside my parent's cabin at Yellowstone, and instead of killing me they all ran off.
8. I climbed the Volcano Popocatepetl (17,800 feet) in Mexico.
9. I blacked out walking outside my Fraternity and woke up six hours later two miles away, sitting on the edge of the ledge of the sixth floor parking garage at the Shands Medical Center watching the sun come up, with vomit all over my shoes.
10. I cried at the birth of both my sons.
2. I went to four kindergartens in three states.
3. When I had taken up golf for a year my dad and some friends were watching me play and yelling at me to join them them for dinner, so I yelled back that "I would as soon as I holed my four iron" - and then put the 185 yard shot in the cup on the second bounce for my first Eagle.
4. I only found out that I had an aunt after my dad died at age 69.
5. I forgot about the LSAT, having been out of college for years and it being Mardi Gras, and only knew about it because my brother called me the night before to wish me luck. Not having studied, I woke up and bought a large daiquiri at the drive through place on the way to the test to suck on because I was hung over, and scored in the top 10% because I had no pressure and even less expectations.
6. I once ran out of air holding on to a line with seven minutes to go on a decompression dive to a sunken freighter off West Palm Beach.
7. When I was four I picked up a stick and ran at a female black bear with two cubs outside my parent's cabin at Yellowstone, and instead of killing me they all ran off.
8. I climbed the Volcano Popocatepetl (17,800 feet) in Mexico.
9. I blacked out walking outside my Fraternity and woke up six hours later two miles away, sitting on the edge of the ledge of the sixth floor parking garage at the Shands Medical Center watching the sun come up, with vomit all over my shoes.
10. I cried at the birth of both my sons.
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JXC
17-4 since 2001
10. Unless a woman is a blonde and a bitch, I probably won't like her.
9. I'm six foot three.
8. I graduated from Miami University, and OSU is a close second to Miami for me in every sport, except football where OSU is by far 1st and basketball where OSU is 3rd.
7. My favorite college basketball team is the Dayton Flyers because my dad has taken me to hundreds of games since I was a kid.
6. B-dub's sweet bbq wings are still my favorite wings, but their chili con queso is even better.
5. My dream job is being a Major League Umpire.
4. I have a longer beard than any high school basketball referee in central Ohio.
3. I have another name on BP that only two people know about.
2. As a kid in 1997 Stanley Jackson randomly sat next to me at a hotel and struck up a conversation with me. Coolest moment ever when you are a kid.
1. I was sick and in the hospital in the fall of 1996, and shouldn't have, but since my dad had tickets to the Michigan game, I went. I thought that seeing Ohio State beat Michigan would make me feel better, and I was so sure they would win. I was in so much pain before the game, but when we were up 9-0 at half all that pain seemed to fade into the background. I barely had any energy before the game, but I found enough somewhere to scream for the entire game when Michigan had the ball. That second half destroyed me. By the end of the game I felt more drained than I ever have in my life even until today. I left every ounce of energy I had in my seat in B-deck. I know it's selfish, but I felt like I deserved for Ohio State to win that game more than ANY Michigan fan deserved their team to win. It was the worst day of my life and the reason I have a true, deep, violent hatred for anything Michigan. I want them to lose EVERY game EVERY year and their fans to be miserable for the rest of their lives. Yes, it's spite. But I don't care. This is why no game, not even a national championship game, is even close to as important to me as The Game.
9. I'm six foot three.
8. I graduated from Miami University, and OSU is a close second to Miami for me in every sport, except football where OSU is by far 1st and basketball where OSU is 3rd.
7. My favorite college basketball team is the Dayton Flyers because my dad has taken me to hundreds of games since I was a kid.
6. B-dub's sweet bbq wings are still my favorite wings, but their chili con queso is even better.
5. My dream job is being a Major League Umpire.
4. I have a longer beard than any high school basketball referee in central Ohio.
3. I have another name on BP that only two people know about.
2. As a kid in 1997 Stanley Jackson randomly sat next to me at a hotel and struck up a conversation with me. Coolest moment ever when you are a kid.
1. I was sick and in the hospital in the fall of 1996, and shouldn't have, but since my dad had tickets to the Michigan game, I went. I thought that seeing Ohio State beat Michigan would make me feel better, and I was so sure they would win. I was in so much pain before the game, but when we were up 9-0 at half all that pain seemed to fade into the background. I barely had any energy before the game, but I found enough somewhere to scream for the entire game when Michigan had the ball. That second half destroyed me. By the end of the game I felt more drained than I ever have in my life even until today. I left every ounce of energy I had in my seat in B-deck. I know it's selfish, but I felt like I deserved for Ohio State to win that game more than ANY Michigan fan deserved their team to win. It was the worst day of my life and the reason I have a true, deep, violent hatred for anything Michigan. I want them to lose EVERY game EVERY year and their fans to be miserable for the rest of their lives. Yes, it's spite. But I don't care. This is why no game, not even a national championship game, is even close to as important to me as The Game.
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