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2009 TSUN arguments, shenanigans (not football)

Jaxbuck;1505310; said:
I've been thinking a lot about this. I don't think we are doing it enough justice by recognizing it as anything less than a masterpiece. This is as profound a document in the field of douchebaggery as the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence are in politics. The man who brought us this isn't just your ordinary every day run of the mill Internet twit. This man wanted to make a statement. He wanted the world to know that he is capable of self delusion and ignorance on par with Michelangelo's abilities to paint and sculpt. We are in the presence of a master. A master douchebag, perhaps-dare I say it-the biggest doucebag of all time.

This is a seminal work in the 21st century chapter of the history of mankind and deserves recognition as such. Future generations can learn many thing about our current society, specifically the dangers of unfettered acces to the Internet, from this. Ladies and gentelmen, it needs a name. "That yahoo post Jwins dug up from that moron scUM fan" just will not due. A proper name is called for.

I have often felt BP was put here for a higher purpose and here it is. We can put Clarity's great vision in the record of human history by naming this piece of work because as surely as I sit here and type, this thing will live forever. If it lives forever then the people who name it can live forever. I think the call should go out far and wide to BPers all across this land. Come hither, give it a name and make your mark.

I humbly submit "The Rodriguez Manifesto" to get the ball rolling.

Thank You.

How about "The Douchebaggery Document"?
 
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BB73;1505311; said:
The next thing to be added to the TSUN offense: Airbending.

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OK. Here's what gets me. It's the optimistic denial. I mean, it's not just a football. It's a football wrapped in plastic because a RR signed memorabilia will one day have such value. :slappy:

I mean, really. Give them their due. Wolverine fans have taken denial to a level that even Notre Dame fans may not understand.

I almost feel sorry for them. OK, not really, but it seemed like a kind thing to say.
 
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Jaxbuck;1505310; said:
I've been thinking a lot about this. I don't think we are doing it enough justice by recognizing it as anything less than a masterpiece. This is as profound a document in the field of douchebaggery as the Magna Carta or the Declaration of Independence are in politics. The man who brought us this isn't just your ordinary every day run of the mill Internet twit. This man wanted to make a statement. He wanted the world to know that he is capable of self delusion and ignorance on par with Michelangelo's abilities to paint and sculpt. We are in the presence of a master. A master douchebag, perhaps-dare I say it-the biggest doucebag of all time.

This is a seminal work in the 21st century chapter of the history of mankind and deserves recognition as such. Future generations can learn many thing about our current society, specifically the dangers of unfettered acces to the Internet, from this. Ladies and gentelmen, it needs a name. "That yahoo post Jwins dug up from that moron scUM fan" just will not due. A proper name is called for.

I have often felt BP was put here for a higher purpose and here it is. We can put Clarity's great vision in the record of human history by naming this piece of work because as surely as I sit here and type, this thing will live forever. If it lives forever then the people who name it can live forever. I think the call should go out far and wide to BPers all across this land. Come hither, give it a name and make your mark.

I humbly submit "The Rodriguez Manifesto" to get the ball rolling.

Thank You.

How about "The Articles of Condoucheration"....

1. The word douche should be a given for this name.

2. The Articles of Confederation were weak and had no power. Same goes for this guys manifesto.

3. I made up a word to make it work :biggrin:
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1505327; said:
How about "The Articles of Condoucheration"....

1. The word douche should be a given for this name.

2. The Articles of Confederation were weak and had no power. Same goes for this guys manifesto.

3. I made up a word to make it work :biggrin:

:slappy:

Conducheration......classic.

Thats only 3 names. I can't believe with all the smarts ass people we have on here we can only come up with 3 names.
 
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THE Vacuous Pontification

(or at least, the author of said shitpiece can be described as THE Vacuous Pontificator)

I was considering something in spanish due to Dickrod's surname; however, I just couldn't think of anything that really goes well with mierda.
 
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5. Intimidation. Tressell is already sweating at the thought of going up against RR, as he proved by criticizing RR's recruiting schemes. Ohio State's players, coaches, and fans know in the bottom of their hearts that they can't stop RR's spread offense, or any spread offense, and they are petrified at the prospect of having to stop his offense

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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