2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Jaxbuck]

I was watching Tora Tora Tora and it got me thinking about Ono.

In his athletic department he’s had the head football coach suspended twice now, his basketball coach suspended for punching another coach in the handshake line, his hockey coach busted for lying about COVID to duck games, two assistant coaches fired for wrongdoing and a third fired for some wrongdoing serious enough to bring the FBI to campus.

In what other university this side of 1980’s Oklahoma does the president not call his AD in and ask what exactly the fuck is going on?

I have a feeling Warde is going with the gimp when it’s all said and done.

 

[TDunk]

 

[BB73]

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Figured that one out. Of course, since 2 p.m., my iPad was sitting in a large jar of mayonnaise on Funk & Wagnall’s porch

 

[Thump]

Michigan football program revealed as either dirty or exceptionally sloppy

After Michigan's decision to accept the suspension of Jim Harbaugh, the reality is the school has a dirty program or an exceptionally sloppy one.

www.yahoo.com

 

[buckeyemania11]

Michigan football program revealed as either dirty or exceptionally sloppy

After Michigan's decision to accept the suspension of Jim Harbaugh, the reality is the school has a dirty program or an exceptionally sloppy one.

www.yahoo.com

How about both?

They are dirty as fuck and have been very sloppy with how they go about it.

 

[gregorylee]

Figured that one out. Of course, since 2 p.m., my iPad was sitting in a large jar of mayonnaise on Funk & Wagnall’s porch

Dukes Mayonnaise?

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Now if I was sittin on my porch mindin' my own business, and I saw some weasel low-life looking creature take on a turtle in a fight, you know I'd be rootin' for that turtle.

 

[cmstophe]

Their downfall is in full swing.

Need to beat that ass to begin the absolute spiral of the cult.

 

[colobuck79]

Michigan football program revealed as either dirty or exceptionally sloppy

After Michigan's decision to accept the suspension of Jim Harbaugh, the reality is the school has a dirty program or an exceptionally sloppy one.

www.yahoo.com

A sports journalist these days can write an entire article in the comfort of their home based on information gleaned from message boards, and this article seems to be just that. I'm not criticizing him; I'm saying job well done.

 

[scarletngray]

Question: So, is Rick Minter using his time learning the TTUN playbook or learning our signs? Asking for a friend...

 

[desert_buckeye]

Dont watch SportsCenter often but the lady was doing a piece on Harbaugh and the University response and she nuked them. Was comical, bottom line was put "Suck it Up" on some shirts and grow up!

 

[Jaxbuck]

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You have to be of a certain age

 

[kujirakira]

God i love how the shit just keeps trickling.
Machiavelli wrote a whole chapter about this. If you're gonna be a fuckup, do it all at once and do your absolute worst. Once you survive the shitstorm, people will forget and forgive. People will naturally move on.

But if you do small little fuckups over and over for a long time.... they will never forget, and never forgive.

"Stalions and the totchman"

My god, is this shadenfreude fun, or what?

It's the best.

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Uncle T gloating in 2021

That "perhaps it can be" .... paging one Corum...

Drip drip drip
Perfect timing on Sunday too

Collectives are a cancer. It's literally the worst kinds of superfans who are attracted to starting them, and it doesn't matter if they're alumni or not. There are solid reasons why GS is leading the calls to reign them in and regulate them. I'm loving what I'm seeing out of Ann Arbor, but I wouldn't be shocked if I turned on my computer one morning to find that one of our collectives has proper fucked us.

Well, a lot of that can be mitigated by not hiring them to your staff, or having them on the sideline telling your playcallers exactly what to do.

NIL is a wild wild west. But for now, most institutions have plausible deniability about what exactly is going on.
Unless you hire them and use them during live games.

Blech. Image/PR redemption tour starts. He’s going to paint such a BS picture.

He'll try. But I don't see any way this goes well for them. Especially if the interviewer is serious... could turn into an R Kelly situation fast.
Especially when the subject thinks he's always the smartest person in the room and beyond reproach.
Worst case scenario (for the truth), he looks like a low level criminal trying to cover for his criminal bosses.

We all remember what 3rd place gets right?
Coffee is for closers only

This binders thing they keep bringing up is some weird S&M deal right? I mean, if they have an actual binder, its because they stole Ed Orgerons playbook too.

This has been ALL of their strategy the whole time.

Im absolutely certain the legendary Coach O's playbook is indecipherable to a midwesterner.
Like using the Navajo language for "encryption" during WWII.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

 

[jwinslow]

going to bump this tweet. I thought it would be profiting off of his own tears in a very different kid of way

he could have literally printed money if he had done this properly.