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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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sflbuck said:
A new poster, AhmedDeaus, on Eleven Warriors had an issue I had not thought of- penalties. See copy and paste below-

I thought that Xichigan would have less need to jump offsides if they knew where the offense was going with the ball. I wasn't able to find the penalties by type on a quick search, but found something interesting on team rankings in terms of penalty yards per game. I hope the table format survives posting. :)

Year 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023
Alabama 28 60 118 118 108 128 59
Clemson 33 27 28 28 61 49 18
Georgia 88 56 49 49 32 35 19
Xichigan 86 101 50 50 18 3 1
NotreDame 48 33 65 65 49 25 85
Ohio St 115 127 75 75 89 44 51

I included the other teams as controls. Most of the major programs are in the middle of the pack (or lower) for penalty yardage against. But, Xichigan went from ranked #101 in 2018 to #18 in 2021 when they are alleged to have started their impermissible scheme, to #1 this year before the story broke.

They not only haven't had to jump offsides, but they don't need to hold if they know when blitzes are coming or commit pass interference if the safeties always know its a pass and don't ever bite on a play action fake.
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Thank you for sharing this, I've done the same elsewhere.

I also created a visual:

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exhawg said:
Still a mystery to scUM fans why performance has been so much worse since they go caught cheating. I mean everyone knows the signs so it wasn't a big deal right??? I can't wait until Netflix has an Untold for this.
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Their explanation is that they're keeping it all close to the vest. They aren't tipping their hand about what they're going to do to Ohio State.
 
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FUCK ICHIGAN.
BUCK3YE5 said:
Thank you for sharing this, I've done the same elsewhere.

I also created a visual:

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Much appreciated, the text table wasn't so great for copy and pasting to the group text.

Also one request for Buckeye Bros linking to 11w, can you tell me what to search for with Ctrl+F? I was able to find the Brohio posts by searching his names but their format for commenting is terrible to read and try to find info people are cryptically linking here is a challenge. Help a Buckeye out and point me to the goods for sharing.
 
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charlohiottean said:
According to “The Oracle” over at 11W, Weiss had images of co-eds on his laptop etc., but they have since been identified as over 18. No CSAM issues there.
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Its always a good look for your school when you have to determine the age of the girls before you know if you have committed a crime.
 
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Watched a ×ich podcast this morning. He was talking about the LB coach being fired. In the same sentence he said a disgruntled ex-employee tipped off the NCAA and OSU is behind this entire "political hit job". Lol.. Can they not hear themselves talking? Their brains don't allow them to fathom that same ex-employee could also be the Centerpoint of everything lol.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Scientists over at DFBIA are figuring out a way to prop Simple Jim in a lawn chair and attach enough balloons to it so that he floats perfectly right above the stadium so that he technically is not "in" the stadium and can coach from there.
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Shocked they haven't thought of putting an iPad on a Segway so Jimmy can roll around on the sidelines screaming at the refs.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Scientists over at DFBIA are figuring out a way to prop Simple Jim in a lawn chair and attach enough balloons to it so that he floats perfectly right above the stadium so that he technically is not "in" the stadium and can coach from there.
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I wonder if we missed something Mgoblow has been down for like the past hour... Or were they just conspiracy theorizing too hard
 
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Powair7s said:
Watched a ×ich podcast this morning. He was talking about the LB coach being fired. In the same sentence he said a disgruntled ex-employee tipped off the NCAA and OSU is behind this entire "political hit job". Lol.. Can they not hear themselves talking? Their brains don't allow them to fathom that same ex-employee could also be the Centerpoint of everything lol.
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He's a lunatic. Was defeated and went from apoplectic to apathetic prior to 2021. Then he became unbearable after they started cheating. Now that it's clear this was all a lie, he'd much rather go down the conspiracy rabbit hole and dance with a psychotic break rather than even consider they are pathetic cheating scum.
 
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