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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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DaddyBigBucks said:
What are you talking about?

This isn’t some piddly little conspiracy to commit gambling fraud / game fixing/ money laundering / tax evasion /illegal hacking scheme!!!! I used a UPS store!!! Or I might’ve used a P.O. Box at one as my business address. Or maybe I jaywalked…. Look I don’t remember the details but according to RELIABLE SOURCES I’m in big, big trouble!
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Someone would like a word with you.

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DaddyBigBucks said:
What are you talking about?

This isn’t some piddly little conspiracy to commit gambling fraud / game fixing/ money laundering / tax evasion /illegal hacking scheme!!!! I used a UPS store!!! Or I might’ve used a P.O. Box at one as my business address. Or maybe I jaywalked…. Look I don’t remember the details but according to RELIABLE SOURCES I’m in big, big trouble!
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So, federal poundmeintheass prison then?
 
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Jake said:
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That's insane. I'm going looking at this from a defensive perspective, were the roles flipped, because those are my waters.

It really doesn't take much, but a key piece of info, to fuck the whole thing up. If you know the front I'm running and any pressure called with that... you're pretty much toast defensively. Fronts and coverages, even if they're called separately, go hand in hand. So if you have my front, you can correctly get into your running check without having to think and taking too much time pre-snap. If you have my front and/or likely my pressure, then pre-snap checks, playing the odds of the chess match, is pretty much gone. If you know I'm sending a fire (3 deep, 3 under. Or 2 deep 3 under) then you can signal in your check with absolute certainty on what you're doing. Which also means you know there's no chance of my call/look just being a bluff. You'll either have the correct protection called, or the best possible route combination, or both in some cases. Because you beat pressure either by blocking or throwing out of it. And even if I'm running a delay on that pressure, holding water and disguising until the snap, you'll have such an intimate understanding of where to go with the ball that the actual "processing" has been all but removed. You'll know, with an absurd degree of accuracy as a QB, where to start your eyes and your progressions.

I don't need coverages at that point. Hell, I don't even need to look at the personnel grouping. You could trot out a parade of all-American players, I still have the upper hand.
 
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Buckeneye said:
That's insane. I'm going looking at this from a defensive perspective, were the roles flipped, because those are my waters.

It really doesn't take much, but a key piece of info, to fuck the whole thing up. If you know the front I'm running and any pressure called with that... you're pretty much toast defensively. Fronts and coverages, even if they're called separately, go hand in hand. So if you have my front, you can correctly get into your running check without having to think and taking too much time pre-snap. If you have my front and/or likely my pressure, then pre-snap checks, playing the odds of the chess match, is pretty much gone. If you know I'm sending a fire (3 deep, 3 under. Or 2 deep 3 under) then you can signal in your check with absolute certainty on what you're doing. Which also means you know there's no chance of my call/look just being a bluff. You'll either have the correct protection called, or the best possible route combination, or both in some cases. Because you beat pressure either by blocking or throwing out of it. And even if I'm running a delay on that pressure, holding water and disguising until the snap, you'll have such an intimate understanding of where to go with the ball that the actual "processing" has been all but removed. You'll know, with an absurd degree of accuracy as a QB, where to start your eyes and your progressions.

I don't need coverages at that point. Hell, I don't even need to look at the personnel grouping. You could trot out a parade of all-American players, I still have the upper hand.
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and so that might lead to oh i dont know, four 40+ yd tds in 1 half vs a pretty good defense?
 
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cincibuck said:
Look, up in the air! It's a bird, it's a blimp... it's a zeppelin? It's not so obvious. Most of what good year built were blimps, some to be used for submarine patrol along the coast, some to be used to hold cables or nets in place to defend against low flying aircraft. They also built two magnificent zeppelins for the US Navy. The USS Akron and the USS Shenandoah. Both met tragic ends in bad weather.

Zeppelins have a rigid structure with and fabric outer cover and air bags inside the framework. Blimps do not have an internal structure. I think the current Good Year Blimps are a combination of both.

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In the meantime, I hope Hairball gets his blimp ride into the sunset as Ohno finds out, "It's the research, stupid. Now get your ass out of here and take your mangy coach with you."
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Yes. Check the "Manufacturer" in your second link
 
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sammyjenkis said:
Everyone focusing on Day while Knowles is feverishly preparing his deathstar for the total destruction of the cheaters' "offense."
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Man, I can't wait until we come out in a different front, load the box looking blitz and fly out of it to make JJ figure shit out on the fly. Who's coming and who's not? Lock down corners so he has to find the tight throwing lanes and put balls on target while he gets balls in his face!!

Fuck these assholes!!! :boom:
 
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