2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[BB73]

These motherless fucks cheated over a hundred Buckeyes of a fair chance in The Game. They most likely cheated CJ out of the Heisman. I can absolutely wish a future for them of spending their Friday nights licking grape jelly out of another man's asshole.

That seems rather specific. What is it about grape jelly?

 

[Honor&Glory]

Woodson and Howard are having a bad day somewhere I hope.

 

[Mike80]

they are FUCKED

 

[MaliBuckeye]

Dude texted connor on a work phone: "Don't worry, I deleted the handjob porn folder and emptied the recycle bin after copying it all to my phone."

That reminds me.... thanks!

 

[BB73]

You spelled "days " wrong.

Well done. I teed that up, waiting to see who would catch that number 8.

 

[Trevi]

interesting.... wtf is this guy trying to clean it up .... just got to the CSE labs and grab 5 kids... they can handle this

For what it's worth, here's the linked story at Yahoo that includes this tidbit:

Multiple sources say that Partridge is not alleged at this time of knowing about the advanced scouting by Stalions, but acted after the fact to cover up evidence. Sources tell Yahoo Sports that a booster — named in the NCAA report as "Uncle T" — helped fund the scheme, giving Stalions thousands of dollars for expenses.

Sources: NCAA's evidence vs. Michigan included booster involvement in scouting scheme, attempted destruction of evidence

The revelations altered Michigan’s and Jim Harbaugh’s legal approach. Both the school and Harbaugh dropped an attempt to secure a temporary restraining order against a three-game Big Ten suspension.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[woofermazing]

This is supposedly the guy. Not found by me, but Michigan is scrubbing him from web pages as we speak.

 

[Bill Lucas]

That seems rather specific. What is it about grape jelly?

Grape jelly sucks. Team strawberry (Scarlet).

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Just making out my list of Christmas gifts to buy.

Anybody have an address for this "Uncle T"

No, not yet at least.

I do have an idea of what he would like for Christmas however.

 

[Bill Lucas]

For what it's worth, here's the linked story at Yahoo that includes this tidbit:

Sources: NCAA's evidence vs. Michigan included booster involvement in scouting scheme, attempted destruction of evidence

The revelations altered Michigan’s and Jim Harbaugh’s legal approach. Both the school and Harbaugh dropped an attempt to secure a temporary restraining order against a three-game Big Ten suspension.

sports.yahoo.com

So...he wasn't aware but he knew where the files were and had access to them. Yeah, right.

 

[Oh8ch]

I hope this turns out not to be true, but I am hearing rumors that the entire family may be involved.

 

[dragurd]

So...he wasn't aware but he knew where the files were and had access to them. Yeah, right.

Yeah I call bullshit. You have to know the evidence exists to try to delete it

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

"Attempted" to ...

That implies that he wasn't aware of how easy it is to recover data if it isn't wiped properly. It implies...

 

[Ryan36_1]

Add this to list of stories we have heard this past month that make you say “They couldn’t have been that dumb/incompetent could they?”

This is going to go down as least sophisticated cheating scandal in sports history. How did it take so long to catch these idiots?

 

[Bill Lucas]

This is Keystone Cops level tomfoolery.