5 players suspended for 5 games in 2011 regular season (Appeal has been denied)

[buxfan4life]

Well first you fill it with peyote and absinthe and paintchips.
Then you plug it in and see if it makes rainbows and lollipops.

So Tom Beaver is a toaster?

 

[BayBuck]

He's not trolling that I can see.

If somebody feels there's trolling going on in this thread though, I'd invite them to use the Report Post function so mods can take care of it. Calling somebody out for trolling in posts like this only causes things to escalate.

Will Tress sue one of them if they go back on this "contract" to come back in 2011?

how's that former buckeye status working out for Clarette? The status is only a golden ticket if you don't embarrass the university.

Tressel suing his players and invoking the OSU equivalent of Godwin's Law? From a scUM fan? This isn't serious enough trolling to go all Report Post on WM, but it's pretty obvious what he's after here: and this is the same guy whining about Cavs fans cluttering his beloved Heat thread -- goose and gander and so forth...

 

[bkochmc]

Toasters - how do they work?

http://science.discovery.com/videos/deconstructed-toaster.html

I am impressed with the work it does especially with all the metal plates and such.

 

[osugrad21]

So Tom Beaver is a toaster?

...if you said this a few years ago they would only find pieces of you in the Reference Locker.


The wussification of America is true.

 

[bassbuckeye07]

It does.

Also, Unicorns.

Mine made skulls and demon horns:susp:

 

[sflbuck]

Ah, with the coming of toasters and unicorns, I am pleased to see that the deconstruction of this topic has finally begun and soon we may all get back to something that we can all agree upon, the utter contempt and loathing of anything and everything associated with TSUN.

 

[matcar]

Ah, with the coming of toasters and unicorns, I am pleased to see that the deconstruction of this topic has finally begun and soon we may all get back to something that we can all agree upon, the utter contempt and loathing of anything and everything associated with TSUN.

I would love for someone to show the the origin of the toaster comment. I did a search, but all I found was posts from Tibor pissing everyone off.

 

[osugrad21]

I would love for someone to show the the origin of the toaster comment. I did a search, but all I found was posts from Tibor [censored]ing everyone off.

Fitting question on RWSF.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I would love for someone to show the the origin of the toaster comment. I did a search, but all I found was posts from Tibor pissing everyone off.

If there was a group of posters who drink red wine on socialist fridays they might have an archive of such a post. However, because there is no such group, the chances that they'd have archived anything is extremely low. Not that there even would be such a group. I mean, the whole idea of such a collection of internet posters is facially absurd. But.. if there was, I'd bet they'd have the goods. Just sayin.

 

[cincibuck]

Ah, with the coming of toasters and unicorns, I am pleased to see that the deconstruction of this topic has finally begun and soon we may all get back to something that we can all agree upon, the utter contempt and loathing of anything and everything associated with TSUN.

Apparently not. While many here at BP would agree with you, I'm not a Michigan basher -- aside from the desire to see the Buckeyes beating them each November.

Otherwise they bring much to the conference, they usually give Notre Dame a much needed kick in the teeth. I much prefer them to Alabama fans, USC rooty tooters and were it not for their legendary arrogance I could tolerate them most of the year.

 

[ochre]

Toasters - how do they work?

Toasters hell, I'm still trying to figure out magnets.

 

[osugrad21]

If there was a group of posters who drink red wine on socialist fridays they might have an archive of such a post. However, because there is no such group, the chances that they'd have archived anything is extremely low. Not that there even would be such a group. I mean, the whole idea of such a collection of internet posters is facially absurd. But.. if there was, I'd bet they'd have the goods. Just sayin.

It could be in the secret underground bunker if such a bunker did exist...which it does not.

 

[buckiprof]

Apparently not. While many here at BP would agree with you, I'm not a Michigan basher -- aside from the desire to see the Buckeyes beating them each November.

Otherwise they bring much to the conference, they usually give Notre Dame a much needed kick in the teeth. I much prefer them to Alabama fans, USC rooty tooters and were it not for their legendary arrogance I could tolerate them most of the year.

The only team I hate more than scUM is ND and it is mainly due to the level of arrogance. IMO, ND's level of arrogance is only rivaled by by scUM. So I have a hard time tolerating them during any time of the year except when they play ND....and I still hold out hope for the meteor strike.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It could be in the secret underground bunker if such a bunker did exist...which it does not.

Of course the very idea that there would be an underground bunker is ridiculous. But, if they did exist, which they don't, I'm betting you'd be right. But, as you know, there is no way to be right here since it's all hypothetical.

 

[SmoovP]

The only team I hate more than scUM is ND and it is mainly due to the level of arrogance. IMO, ND's level of arrogance is only rivaled by by scUM. So I have a hard time tolerating them during any time of the year except when they play ND....and I still hold out hope for the meteor strike.

Try living amongst the Gumps.

They are literally insane with a raging arrogance that belies a deep, deep insecurity.

This was posted on an Arkansas board before one of our games*:

Let's get one thing straight, okay? I am looking forward to the games this year but I do not want any problems. Whenever I go to an away game or a visiting team comes into Tuscaloosa to play Alabama I make it a point to get a few things cleared up before the game starts.

First off, you guys are playing The University of Alabama. We are not some 2nd rate team from some backwards conference. Alabama is among the elite. The best. A tradition that goes back a long way. National Championships, many bowl wins, SEC Championships, high national rankings, etc. The list goes on. With that resume comes respect. The kind of respect that can only be earned. The Alabama fans carry that respect whether we are at home or on the road and a few things need to be understood. When Alabama comes to town you are seeing one of the movers and shakers in all of college football and the fans are no exception.

First, there will NOT be any yelling in my ear during the game. I darn well don't plan on driving all that distance to your stadium to have some guy yell in my ear. I will ask you one time to stop and no more. I don't mind clapping but this incessant yelling is out. If you continue then I will take a physical solution that you will not like. I will NEVER provoke but if you guys think that yelling in my ear is gonna be tolerated you are in for a big surprise. Same thing for the kids. Sure, they can be there but keep them out of my area and keep them quiet. If you cannot control the kids then you will be held responsible and I will take matters into my own hand. We don't put up with that crap in Tuscaloosa and we darn well aren't gonna drive all that distance to your place and put up with it.

If I have to go to the restroom I don't wait in line, I go to the front. This is an area where I have encountered some problems before so I am just making it clear now. A Bama fan has earned the right to not wait in some bathroom line and we choose to not do it. If you have a problem with this you had better go to a "home" restroom or to one where the Alabama fans are not in. If you do decide to make an issue out of it then be prepared to face a physical solution. Ditto for concessions. We go to the front of the line. Not out of spite or to try to show you up. It is all about showing respect, folks.

Again, if you have a problem with this I advise you to keep away form me or the Alabama contingent. I am very upfront and honest when I tell you that it aint nothing for me to up and kick a man's ass. Done it several times and I'll do it again if pushed. NEVER will I provoke, though. It is YOU that determines my actions. If you understand where I and the Alabama folks are coming from and what is expected then we will have a great time and no problems will ever arise.

Please understand that I am NOT coming to cause problems as that is the last thing on my agenda. It is a tradition and respect that Alabama has and you need to realize this. We can laugh and have a good time but I just wanted to get a few things understood beforehand. I hope all goes well and there are no problems.

* there is some debate about this post - if it's real or not. Regardless of the answer to that question, it's a dead solid representation of the Bama mindset.

They are insufferable.