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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
Since when is a strip club an acceptable meeting location for a lawyer and client? I mean, for a BUSINESS meeting, not a shmooze meeting.
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OCBucksFan
I won a math debate
OCBuckWife;1066694; said:
If you are Adam Jones, you know nothing bad can happen to you inside a strip club.
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osugrad21;217552; said:
posted on 7-13-2005 by the way
Man oh man Grad, or should I say Nostrodamus. Amazing that on the same day rr finds himself in trouble for his actions in Morgantown shredding documents that the player who seems to epitomize his former coach finds himself in trouble again.
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PacMan Jones is amazing, simply amazing. Doesn't this dickhead have a personal advisor? If not, I'd love to apply for the position.
First thing I'd tell him is, "Adam, there are milions and millions of $$$ out there on top of the millions you already have, you just have to keep it real, baby. So, here's the plan for tonight. Lets call down to the local strip-bar and hire out 5 girls and 5 bouncers to come over tonight. We'll pay them by the hour, that way, you can tip them all you want, put Benjamens in their garters, throw thousands of dollars in the air, shove silver dollars up their ass if you want, and when it's all over, the girls "deposit" their tips into a bucket you have set aside by the front door. Then, when you realize that you ain't gett'in no poonie, we can get the bouncers involved, and one of the girls. Let's get you and the bouncers suited up and armed to play paintball in the backyard, and let you go out there and shoot up some serious ass. Then after you've "painted" them into submission, you can punch that one bitch stripper thats left for "stealing" that silver dollar from you that's still implanted in her ass. We'll need to have her sign a release beforehand, however, just in case she's attorney or knows how to dial a phone to call one.
If Adam can simply follow this easy plan, night after night, he should be "good to go" by NFL standards by training camp next year.
Peace.
First thing I'd tell him is, "Adam, there are milions and millions of $$$ out there on top of the millions you already have, you just have to keep it real, baby. So, here's the plan for tonight. Lets call down to the local strip-bar and hire out 5 girls and 5 bouncers to come over tonight. We'll pay them by the hour, that way, you can tip them all you want, put Benjamens in their garters, throw thousands of dollars in the air, shove silver dollars up their ass if you want, and when it's all over, the girls "deposit" their tips into a bucket you have set aside by the front door. Then, when you realize that you ain't gett'in no poonie, we can get the bouncers involved, and one of the girls. Let's get you and the bouncers suited up and armed to play paintball in the backyard, and let you go out there and shoot up some serious ass. Then after you've "painted" them into submission, you can punch that one bitch stripper thats left for "stealing" that silver dollar from you that's still implanted in her ass. We'll need to have her sign a release beforehand, however, just in case she's attorney or knows how to dial a phone to call one.
If Adam can simply follow this easy plan, night after night, he should be "good to go" by NFL standards by training camp next year.
Peace.
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WoodyWorshiper;1067320; said:
LOL! Uh, Dubs, I thought Painesville was supposed to be the quiet, sedate side of the Cleveland greater metro area.
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Steve19;1080992; said:LOL! Uh, Dubs, I thought Painesville was supposed to be the quiet, sedate side of the Cleveland greater metro area.
Actually, Steve, Painesville is the kind of town that Adam would love. Our JUvenile Court Judge is retiring this year, and the front-runner is an ex-prosecutor who loves screwdrivers for breakfast. Also, we harbour the absolute worst strip-club in the nation that is located about a mile from my house, pass it on the way to and from work every day. It's the kinda place where the average dancer has more fingers than teeth, who's average weight is about 50 more than the hottest day ever recorded in Death Valley, and who's typical breathylizer when she leaves the club is always higher than her High School GPA. On top of that, I've heard rumors that they like to play paintball after hours with real guns. If you come back with "red" on your jersey, consider youself "Out."
Peace.
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DaytonBuck
I've always liked them
Don't let the media's bias against him blind you. If Rich Fraud recruited him you know he's a stand up guy.
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