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Be Tibor for a Day: Anonymous Chat Website

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: You're gonna love my nuts

Stranger: really?

You: stop having a boring life, stop having a boring tuna.

Stranger: what?

You: Fettucini, martini, linguini, bikini.

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guess they don't like Vince.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: Do you ever get horny?

Stranger: what?

You: Cause sometimes I get these urges...

Stranger: dude...

You: Like, I just wanna hump this couch!

You: ...and this lamp!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: I think there's somebody in my house.

Stranger: uh-oh

You: I can hear them in the kitchen.

Stranger: call the police

You: I can't, I'm talking to you. They better not touch my strawberry toaster strudels.

Stranger: Thoise are good

You: I hear the microwave and I think they're sexing my dog.

Stranger: kill them

You: You're not the boss of me!

Stranger: your weird.

You: You're weirder...freak.

Stranger: thats not nice

You: FUCK YOU! <3

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I love this website.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello there, whats your name?

You: Ho-Singh

Stranger: What is that?

You: Cannibal.

Stranger: what?

You: I'm a fucking cannibal! I eat people! Grrrrblelelvlvllelzzzfggrrr!!!!

Stranger: wtf

You: Don't leave! I'm still hungry!

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people are so touchy...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Knock, knock...

Stranger: what?

You: KNOCK! KNOCK!

Stranger: who's there?

You: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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They said they were bored. I think I out wierded them. You be the judge.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i shit trains


You: what the fuck is a shit train?


Stranger: it is exactly what it sounds like


You: crimony...i bet you make a fortune in scrap metal alone


Stranger: you have no idea


You: I do. I shit 747's


Stranger: fuck that, the price of aluminum is way down


You: I piss razor wire


Stranger: trains is where the money is at


Stranger: the price of steel is way up


You: tru dat


Stranger: uhhn


You: I once shat a river boat. I was like wtf? This isn't 1856, and I'm not Sam Clemens, you feel me?


Stranger: THIS BORES ME


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: hold on...

Stranger: whata re u doing?

You: whacking off on the internet.

Stranger: ew.

You: don't judge me.

Stranger: why are youi on here then?

You: hold on, I'm about to finish...say something hawt

Stranger: wth is wrong with you

You: awwwwww yeeaaaahhhhh...

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:lol:
 
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This guy was patient :lol:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, girl?

You: ya

Stranger: cool im lucky today

Stranger: Where r u from?

You: i'm lucky sometimes too, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Stranger: ?

You: lol what i'm trying ask is as use even go look to do?

Stranger: dont understand :/

You: sorry, my really far even english use go, you know?

Stranger: yes :/

Stranger: so how old r u?

You: your funny, but I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.

Stranger: yes!

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I was Tibor'd, :lol:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: a/s/l

Stranger: Do you like Big Macs?

You: fucking love big macs

Stranger: with fries?

You: hell yeah

Stranger: Chocolate Mikeshake?

Stranger: Hash browns?

You: dippin' my fries in them now

You: fucking love has browns

Stranger: Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

You: any day of the week

Stranger: Large Coke?

You: make it die

Stranger: Apple Pie?

Stranger: are you fat then?

You: skinny bra

You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

Stranger: where do they sell them? Starbuckers?

You: Wendy's

Stranger: I think you must be fat if you eat all that food...

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You: lulz

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You: fingers tired?

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You: That's hawt. fapping now!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi!!!!

You: Talk me off.

Stranger: what?

You: Talk me off, hurry!

Stranger: don't jump?

You: Not off the ledge you imbecile.

Stranger: Oh, ew. Thats sick

You: It's perfectly natural. Even monkeys do it.

Stranger: Do what?

Me: Don't be coy, you know what's going on here...

Stranger: what?

Me: Unnnnhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: Are you okay?

Me: Better than okay, no thanks to you

Stranger: why?

Me: what?

Stranger: Who?

Me: Who? who? What are you, a fucking owl?

Stranger: what are you doing?

Me: Whiping off my monitor, I gave you a facial lol, lol, lol, lol!

Stranger: your disgusting.

Me: I know you are but what am I?

Stranger: how old are you, 3?

Me: Neener, neener, neener!

Stranger: Loser.

Me: How dare you sir, you don't even know me. How do you get streaks off a monitor?


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Prude.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I just sharted, what do I do?

Stranger: Change your pants!

You: I can't, this is my only pair.

Stranger: That sucks!

You: I have a real mess here!

Stranger: Get a shower!

Me: I can't, already took one today.

Stranger: Take another one idiot.

Me: Oh man, the smell is noxious.

Stranger: Spray some fabreze.

Me: Feck, I just hurled on my keyboard!

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I'm addicted...
 
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