Be Tibor for a Day: Anonymous Chat Website

[MONTbigBuck]

We should start a new club on BP: Those of us who have received Dings from Tibor... It should be a relatively small % of folks here at BP, probably equivalent to the population of Albania or Pittsburgh.....

I got my one and only ding from that a-hole, and to this day still don't know what his problem was. Interesting to hear that he got banned permanently. Maybe someone that was around in the beginning would know if he ever added anything positive to BP. Surely he must have, as he had alot of posts under his banner? But in the last 3-4 years it seemed to be all negativity all the time. Kind of like Harry Reid and the Iraq war. Building your prickdom out of vile negativity doesn't make you avery appealing person to those you associate with.

 

[morbitzerker]

Could have ended so much better...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi :)

You: hey

Stranger: you can ask me any 10 questions and i have to answer them truthfully.

You: have youever used illegal drugs?

Stranger: no i havnt

Stranger: 2nd question

You: do you masturbate?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: 3rd question

You: do you believe in a God?

Stranger: no i dont.

Stranger: 4th

You: What is your favorite zombie movie?

Stranger: resident evil 1-3

Stranger: 5th

You: What political ideology do you favor?

Stranger: i dont get that question

Stranger: XD

You: fuck it 5 again

You: uh

You: do you live in the Western Hemisphere?

You: have you ever bought a hooker?

Stranger: yes i do

Stranger: live in western himispher

Stranger: no i never bought a hooker

Stranger: 7th

You: how do you feel about swine flu?

Stranger: nothing. it wont bother me. if i get it all i do is go get medicin

You: what is your purpose in life?

Stranger: be a scientist.

Stranger: 8th

You: what is your favorite sport?

Stranger: ju jitsu

Stranger: 9th

You: do you concur that michigan is the most horrendous place ever, sucks the most ass ever, and will continue to suck the most ass ever until the end of time?

Stranger: no.

You have disconnected.

 

[morbitzerker]

Sorry NFBuck, I totally ripped you off, but where else could I go with this?

Stranger: hey.

You: hello

Stranger: how're you?

You: i'm doing pretty good. how about you?

Stranger: pretty good, thanks.

You: sure.

Stranger: asl?

You: 20 m SEC

You: im fast as fuck

Stranger: lol, i bet.

Stranger: i want to fuck right now.

You: find a banana peel

Stranger: i'm 21, female, usa. if you were wondering.

You: yeah i was curious about that.

You: but you don't need a banana peel then

Stranger: i need you. :)

You: i'm sure you do

Stranger: ya.

Stranger: it would be nice.

You: that it would. i can attest to that

Stranger: :)

Stranger: but your not very exciting, i can't see you getting into it.

You: fap

Stranger: ?

You: fap fap fap

You: say something

You: hott

Stranger: i want to cup your balls,

Stranger: is that hot enough for you?

You: sure fap fap

You: what else

Stranger: this isn't fair.

You: keep going hurry

You: fap fap

You: almost there

Stranger: ?

You: fap fap fap

Stranger: wtf.

You: aawwwwwwwwwww yyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[morbitzerker]

Dogfight

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Do A Barrel Roll !

You: L trigger?

Stranger: ?

You: Joy stick left and L trigger barrel roll right?

Stranger: Do A Barrel Roll !

You: R3 button?

Stranger: Do A Fucking Barrel Roll !

You: fuck that I'm going loop-the-loop. joystick down L+R tirgger and a

Stranger: Do A Barrel Roll Or i kill you!

You: no you see i've already gotten behind you with the loop and have locked in with my air to air missles

You: 3..

You: 2..

You: 1..

You: boom mother fucker

You have disconnected.

 

[NFBuck]

He was still concerned whether I was a male or female, even after that description.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: How are u?

You: horny as fuck, wanna hump?

Stranger: what do u look like

You: about 5'6, 250 pounds, bad acne and I have a wart on my forehead

Stranger: um, m/f?

You: well, male, but hung like a lightswitch.

Stranger: i'm not into dudes

You: don't tease me whore.

Stranger: you're fucked up man

You: rub my tiny man nipples

Stranger: seriously, wtf?

You: talk dirty *fap*

Stranger: seek help

You: Hoooooooooooo dadddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy!

Stranger: peace, i'm out

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jake]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Helloo

You: Yo

Stranger: how are u?

You: I'm obviously bored, chatting with a complete stranger

You: and to think my mother told me never to do this

Stranger: why?

You: doesn't "the stranger" involve the left hand?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Must have been something I said. :tic:

 

[morbitzerker]

Captain America is American. Damn.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: holy shit. how did i get here?

You: what the hell is this?

You: what is going on?

Stranger: well you are talking to your future self

Stranger: its a portal to all your other selfs from different times

You: you're blowin my mind right now man

You: that is fuckin awesome!!!!11!!1!!

Stranger: right

Stranger: yeah I love it too

You: its like i know what you're going to say

Stranger: so any thing you want to know about the future, or the past ?

Stranger: because I am you and you are me

Stranger: its trully remarkable

You: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

You: so

Stranger: yep you got it

You: the future sucks right?

Stranger: yep pretty much

You: i knew it

You: do H1N1 zombies take over?

Stranger: I mean all the hot girls have to walk naked and we have hoverboards and flying cars

You: please tell me the zombies aren't naked

Stranger: no

Stranger: the zombies can fly though

You: so the hot grils, what are the standards? i mean, whose to say?

Stranger: which is pretty bad and since we banned all the weapons we only have one baseball bat to defend human race against the zombies

You: a louisville slugger with spikes though right?

Stranger: well in 2089 we created a chart to determine how hot a girl is

Stranger: yeah one of those

You: 2089? am i going to live forever?

You: good. i'll go mark mcguire on everyone

Stranger: but the thing is the spikes are made of plastic

Stranger: yeah you well we are actually the first of a army gpvernemnt to develop the real captain america

You: fuck. its probably that cheap ass chinese plastic outsourced from america and shit too. i'll take the true american louisville

Stranger: I must say they failed

You: captain america?

You: thats pretty fuckin sweet

Stranger: we have super speed agility and strenght but ... if someone say our names backwards three times we go back to the start of the game

You: oh god damn. so pretty much everyone is from the SEC then?

Stranger: its all bullshit some kind of fail same mechnism so its doesnt allow us to go crazy and kills everybody

Stranger: yep

Stranger: sorry

You: do we have wireless implanted in our brains? i'm pretty sure they'll have that in the future

Stranger: but they are building a giant Obama robot to kill all zombies at once

You: robot obama will crush the zombies

Stranger: yeah totally , we can browser for porn any time we want

Stranger: its pretty sweet

You: amazing. i am in awe of my future life

Stranger: hopefully althought the zombies built a giant hillary clinton

Stranger: and she is pissed

Stranger: you should, you well we are the new president of Neo MexCAnada

You: hell knows no fury like the wrath of a woman scourned

Stranger: yep you know it

You: WHAT THE FUCK?

You: captain america will never be from neo mexcanada

You have disconnected.

 

[morbitzerker]

This webpage is awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in Mexico City. If there is
anybody out there…anybody. Please. You are not alone. I sit at the Mayan Ruins everyday when the sun is at it's highest point, broadcasting from all AM frequencies. I have the cure to the H1N1 virus. It's in her blood.

Stranger: HAAAAAHAHA

Stranger: that just singlehandedly made my night

You: awesome.

You have disconnected.

 

[morbitzerker]

I was Tibor'd,

You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

From Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Rockets or Lakers?

Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: Are you the dude from BP?

Stranger: BP?

Stranger: Butt Penis?

You: You would know what I was talking about. But what you said sounds familiar

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF?

 

[buckeyemania11]

:(

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: sup

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 female california

Stranger: 18 m usa

You: nice nice

Stranger: do you want to cyber..?

You: sure do

You: im pretty horny right now

Stranger: me too

You: my penis is fully erect

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[souL]

Tibor dinged me for posting a picture of Freddie Mercury in the "Gayest Band Ever" thread. Tibor loves Queen so much that he can't even take them being used in double entendre jokes.

 

[NFBuck]

:(

That's the risk you run.

 

[Gatorubet]

He was still concerned whether I was a male or female, even after that description.

I'm out. Somebody give that man a greenie for me.

 

[BUCKYLE]

From Omegle



WTF?

Copy/paste that sentence into google. It's worth it...one response to that goes as follows....


"You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

 

[JXC]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: how you doing

You: drunk and bored, back at my hotel

Stranger: cool

Stranger: whore

You: haha

Stranger: haha

You: i'm a guy

Stranger: that;s what i want

Stranger: me too

You: a guy?

You: you want a guy?

You: or a whore?

You: or a guy whore?

Stranger: dickman

You: where the hell are you from?

Stranger: fuck you!!haha

Stranger: aussie

Stranger: and you

You: Ohio

Stranger: what?

You: Ohio, United States

Stranger: you should keep looking for one night stand

You: you know, that country that would will eventually kick the shit out of your country, even if you do speak 'english'

Stranger: well one of your state

You: yes, that's what i do, look for one night stands on this talk to strangers website

You: in hopes that I will find somebody who lives 10 minutes from me, so i can walk to her house (or his in your case) and fuck her (or him...again in your case)

Stranger: ..............

Stranger: god bless you

Stranger: i wanna dig something now....

Stranger: so

You: Is that aussie talk for something?

Stranger: catch you

You: Dig?

Stranger: nop

You: In America, digging means to like use a shovel and dig durt

Your conversational partner has disconnected.