Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[Magua]

Bret belongs in the SEC where these stupid ass comments are the norm.

 

[Bucklion]

Is there a non-criminally complicit coach anywhere that plays more douche hockey with a Vagisil puck than this assclown?

 

[Bucky32]

Just to clarify, the actual quote was "embrace being a Badger fan", not "I guess it's a good time to be a Badger fan".

Not that that moves him down the douche-o-meter at all, but thought I should clarify.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Just to clarify, the actual quote was "embrace being a Badger fan", not "I guess it's a good time to be a Badger fan".

Not that that moves him down the douche-o-meter at all, but thought I should clarify.

Do you think your coach is a douche?

 

[Dryden]

Just to clarify, the actual quote was "embrace being a Badger fan", not "I guess it's a good time to be a Badger fan".

Not that that moves him down the douche-o-meter at all, but thought I should clarify.

... Still waiting for the memorabilia-for-hair-extensions scandal to break in Madison. The Badgers have to have the most dreadlocked team in CFB, and I think it's suspicious.

 

[buchtelgrad04]

Do you think your coach is a douche?

It's not an opinion that he's a douche. It's fact. Everyone knows it too.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

It's not an opinion that he's a douche. It's fact. Everyone knows it too.

 

[ysubuck]

This is the only team in the Big 10 that I never root for because of that asshole.

They could lose by 100 and I'd laugh. What a dickhead.

 

[southcampus]

This is the guy with the Hawkeye tat on his calf too, right? "Great time to be a Hawk...Badger."

 

[Bucky32]

Do you think your coach is a douche?

Unfortunately, yes. I never have really liked the guy.

 

[buxfan4life]

Is it just me or does anyone else think he looks like a retarded fish?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Is it just me or does anyone else think he looks like a retarded fish?

That's an insult to all the retarded fish in the world. A retarded fish doesn't look nearly that bad.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Brett Bielema, double the loser...

Comrade Brett...

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Skip to 0:58 mark...

 

[Bucky32]

This Thanksgiving, Bret's thankful for:
1. Himself
2. His physique
3. Windbreakers
4. Poon
5. His frosted tips
6. Money
7. Fame
8. Brats

 

[brutus2002]

Back at the ranch he's refered to as "1-4 Bret"...Mastermind behind the greatest team in B10 history with 2 losses.