Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

[AuTX Buckeye]

So the GM will not have final say over the roster and will be hired by the coach. What exactly is he going to do on a day-to-day basis? Minesweeper?

I was wrong


He'll acquire the talent. Then Sashi well use analytics to determine he doesn't like them and cut them


Definition of insanity

 

[jlb1705]

Stated criteria for HC search included "ability to assemble staff."

The apparent first candidate they'll interview employed the guy the Browns just fired on his staff.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Even if this was a ploy to move the team. Not even Hollywood writers could have come up with this script

 

[Buckeneye]

Haslam should take some direct blame for not acquiring said talent - still never convince me Johnny wasn't his pick.

That said, that quote must be a real slap to the young guys on this roster drafted the past couple years who are actually contributing.

 

[jlb1705]

Even if this was a ploy to move the team. Not even Hollywood writers could have come up with this script

"...and that right person is me."

 

[OHSportsFan]

This is totally being laid out to bring in Chip Kelly, isn't it?

He'll be the coach that will hire himself as GM.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

How can the shield allow this to happen. It's not like Haslam is Al Davis or anything

 

[Thump]

Also rumor flying around he was drunk or appeared so at a team meeting.

Anyone looking for a laugh and has a solid 20 minutes, go back and read that 2014 draft thread. Gold, Jerry.

Getting his Goose on.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[jlb1705]

While all of this goes down Teddy Bridgewater is playing for a division title for the Vikings.

So many "told you so's" to be claimed here.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

While all of this goes down Teddy Bridgewater is playing for a division title for the Vikings.

So many "told you so's" to be claimed here.

Wont matter the sheep will still show up and Haslam will laugh all the way to the bank. He reminds me of a drunk frat boy who's rich daddy bought him a business to run

 

[Thump]

..still never convince me Johnny wasn't his pick.

Wasn't it a homeless guy who drafted him?

 

[jlb1705]

It's a long, hard fall from being in charge of Section 8 housing for Jort Nation.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Now the only thing left to do. Draft Joey, watch him tear his knee up, get a staph infection and never play in the NFL

 

[NFBuck]

This is gonna be EPIC.